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They do say god loves a trier but oh my DCL is dreadful.

Doucoure was a slightly limited player but he gave his heart and soul for the club. He saved us in 2023 with one of the most important goals in our history and was clearly proud to play for us. He'll always be welcome at Hill Dickinson. #Everton #EFC

Finally!!!! The wider English football media are starting to see what us #Everton fans have been saying for years. #Pickford is one of the best keepers in the Premier League and far far ahead of any other English keeper. Better late than never. #EFC.

If Carlsberg made football grounds. God I love this club! #Everton

I said at the time that this was one of the craziest appointments in many a year. As Ange-ball lurches from crisis to crisis it seems the #NFFC fans have had enough already. #Postecoglu.

First game at the new Hill Dickinson stadium. It is absolutely awe inspiring. Hopefully 3 points to come. #EFC #Everton

£116 million? Did I miss something?

The sooner we get this done the better. Frankly, without #Pickford #Everton would have been relegated a long time ago. He’s the best #EFC keeper since Big Nev. An absolute legend of the club. I hope he ends his career with us.

Ange-ball latest 😂😂😂😂. #Postecoglu #NottinghamForest #NFFC

It has for him.

#Ange-ball 😂😂😂. #Postecoglu. #NFFC

It was your worst league season in almost 50 years. The cup win was an outlier. He'd have taken you backwards. Thank him for the win and then sack him. Levy got the decision spot on.

I don't hate him. I just think he's out of his depth. He also gave you your worst season in decades. He won the trophy but the league form showed his true ability.

Why are you defending him then?

Ok mate. You can just ignore his record if you want. Let's see how long he lasts. Come back to me when you're losing games left right and centre. Enjoy the high line at least.

What time?

You can cherry pick your stats if you want. But we all know it all went downhill after the first ten games of that season. And it's continued into the season after.

Oh sweetheart. Did I hurt your feelings?

One of the most bat-shit appointments I can remember. He may have won Spurs a trophy but he was an absolute disaster in the league. To get another PL job so soon is just crazy. It won't end well because he doesn't sound like he's learnt anything from his time at #Spurs. #Postecoglu #NFFC

We didn’t quite get the RB we needed but overall I’d say that’s a very solid transfer window for #Everton. We have a squad that could start making inroads into the top ten of the premier league. After years of austerity it looks like #EFC can start looking up the table again.

If you were to use one word to describe James Garner I think it would be underrated. So vital to our team. Right back, left back, central mid. He just slots in and always gives a solid performance. Model professional. Proper team player. Goes under the radar a lot but a managers dream. #EFC #Everton

Tyler Dibling seems like the right signing at the right time for #Everton. He’s young, skilful, exciting with a very high bar of potential. The type of signing that says that we’re going places. I think the fans are gonna really warm to him. Can’t wait to see him step out at HD Stadium. #EFC

Jack Grealish may be the shiny new toy but this guy is the real MVP for #Everton. Still beggars belief that we got him for only £15 million. Every time he gets the ball he takes players on, makes something happen. And he weeks so hard tracking back too. He’s already a hero to the #EFC fans.

Jack Grealish is a statement signing for #Everton. One that says we’re over the PSR era and into a new era of optimism and growth. He is a signing we’d never have made under Benetiez/Lampard/Dyche. Ignore the sour grapes. He may work he may not. But he’s definitely a step in the right direction #EFC

Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall to #EFC has the potential to be a brilliant signing. Just the right type of player. Good age, knows the league, technically gifted, plays with his head up and has a keen eye for a pass. Good link up play. Needs to add more goals to his game but a really shrewd move by #Everton.

No. The Everton way (if you are anything to go by) seems to be to piss and moan at every opportunity and denigrate the team rather than have a balanced and considered opinion.

Exactly. And they were starting from a far shakier base. We’ve got the basis of a decent first 11. Now we need to add depth.

Since 1993 my friend.

Dude I’ve watched football all my life. I’ve also seen fans like you all my life. Always glass half empty. Moyes didn’t say 8-10 first teamers. We need 8-10 bodies. Not all will be first team ready. But they’ll add depth to the squad. We got 4 already. The way you’re talking we’re relegation fodder.

I can’t quite work out if you’re a troll or just perennially miserable.