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@lorenschreiber.bsky.social

Short-tempered, prone to invective. Likes piña coladas, walks in the rain . . .”

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Latest posts by lorenschreiber.bsky.social on Bluesky

Call it what it is: Child Rapists.

11.08.2025 23:53 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eh, what’s up Donald? What a maroon!

04.04.2025 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happens to me all the time :(

27.03.2025 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow! Talk about a healthcare value. You won’t find a deal like this anywhere else!

27.03.2025 03:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We owe the Trump admin a debt of gratitude for the Signal group chat leak We should thank, not denounce, Trump’s 18 chatroom ‘dwarfs’ for revealing the depth of their ineptness.

aje.io/isjqf8

27.03.2025 01:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I was not surprised, were you? When Musk offered to buy the nuclear football—the device that allows the POTUS to launch nuclear weapons—for a couple billion, POTUS was interested in the deal. He didn’t need them, his buddy Putin had plenty and said he could use them anytime. Especially against . .

18.03.2025 03:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When Crooks’ shot broke the teleprompter , and flying glass slightly injured the candidate, the idea that Republicans with guns might be a problem, the candidate began exploring ways to take guns out of citizens’ hands. His own private militia was one thing, but millions of renegade Republicans . .?

18.03.2025 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There were a few conservative pundits writing under the pseudonym, “Jane Galt.” Megan McArdle for one. Each disavowed that they were the Jane Galt in question. That MMcA writes for the WP made her denial questionable. Regardless, “Who is Jane Galt?” Seemed to coincide with acts of sabotage.”

18.03.2025 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AI generated videos of Proud Boys and other “militias” in garters and stockings dancing to YMCA appeared over the regular content of broadcast television. The bottom crawl on Fox News read, “Who is Jane Galt . . ?”

16.03.2025 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congressional wives began receiving sexy lingerie with another woman’s name on the label. Gay videos arrived in the mailboxes of the stridently self-proclaimed “Christians.” Then, inexplicably, Swastikars started spontaneously catching fire. Some drifted off the road without regard to driver inputs.

16.03.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It started quietly. An ad appeared in the Washington Post’s want ads: “Who is Jane Galt?” A few days later, a loose nut on the engine gimbal caused the catastrophic loss of an unmanned Space X rocket. Then dozens, then scores, then thousands of Amazon packages went awry . . .

16.03.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck all these appeasers! Godfuckingdamnyouall!

15.03.2025 03:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And yet many veterans voted for Bone Spurs. Inconceivable.

05.03.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahahaha! Uhm, the cost of chicken feed ain’t chicken feed.

04.03.2025 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

November 2024: Trump will save the economy
March 2025: We have returned to subsistence agriculture

04.03.2025 01:34 — 👍 9234    🔁 1774    💬 593    📌 85

Ya shoor, yoo betcha!

04.03.2025 03:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Off to USITT in Columbus, Ohio on Wednesday. Drop by the Sapsis booth and say Hi if you're going.

03.03.2025 23:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I presume “that thing” means Trump, yes?

03.03.2025 05:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fuckers!

01.03.2025 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just did. I'll probably hang around here more often.

28.02.2025 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looked like a gorgeous day!

03.02.2025 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I left Sydney at 12:10 pm, and arrived home at 6:30 pm the same day, after 21 hours of travel. Yeah, my jets are lagging.

26.01.2025 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come on Iran! You promised!

26.01.2025 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm about an hour away from the Fractured States of Fascism. Grabbing a pitchfork and lighting a torch. Time to man the ramparts.

23.01.2025 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@paully-wally.bsky.social not sure if this is how to reach you, but here i am.

20.01.2025 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@paully-wally.bsky.social

20.01.2025 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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