I once did a 22 hour drive from the Oklahoma/Arkansas border to Tucson, caffeinating with Moka pot espresso on a camping stove at rest stops. By the time I hit White Sands I was hallucinating.

Happy birthday and thank you for all of your great stories!

Caligula the director's cut?

So RFK Jr is hitting the beach this weekend?

The song or the drink? Or both?!?

According to my copy of Dante's Inferno the lowest level of hell is a karaoke bar on a cruise ship.

Didn't they just deport Jesus?

ANSWER THE DAMNED QUESTION, SIR!

@scalzi.com
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A Pad Thai burrito would be really good.

Ah. Not NYTimes anymore. Used to be. But still... Congrats

Oh yeah, it's in the fake news... 🤪

In the Sunday LA Times. Want me to mail it to you?

Dude!

@theauthorguy.bsky.social #7 on the NYTimes best seller list! Not bad for a new release! Looking forward to reading it on my flight to Paris in a few weeks.

Wrap that up in a tortilla to hide your shame

Happy birthday John. Please enjoy these birria de res burritos from Burrito La Palma in Santa Ana

Pizza waffles?

Head straight to Sonoratown for the best burrito you've ever had. It all starts with the most amazing tortillas, made from Sonoran wheat flour with lard! Gives me warm fuzzy memories of visiting my tio in Nogales and going across the border for fresh tortillas.

Pete Buttigieg breaks down DEI for everyday folks…

“The opposite of diversity is uniformity. The opposite of equity is inequity. The opposite of inclusion is exclusion.” @petebuttigieg.bsky.social

Our problem: too many value uniformity over inclusion and they’re the ones running the government.
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Will the audiobook be done a la Max Brooks' World War Z? Different actors for each character?

Have you read her memoir, Girl in a Band? It's quite good.

Bar Garlochí Drink the 'Blood of Christ' in this Roman Catholic fever dream.

Turn it into a bar like this one in Seville Spain
www.atlasobscura.com/places/bar-g...

I'll never forget seeing commercials on TV for this band called Spinal Tap that my stepdad, who managed a record store in Century City LA, had never heard of. It was like the KTel record ads, but never told you how to buy the albums, let alone that it was a movie. Brilliant ad campaign

That asshole in the White House will NEVER speak for me.

Smash that 💙 if you stand with President Zelensky.

Help flood social media with this message! I'm With Ukraine