maxie

i take umbridge with a lot of american english but calling your children “littles” has got to be the worst

well let’s enter negotiations

WHO PLAYS DEADLOCK AND WANTS TO SEND ME AN INVITE

i don’t wanna work tomorrow :(

many people on this app seem to have the curious opinion that deleting your twitter account is some form of activism

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

merry christmas to all the faggots out there

candace owens turning up dead on christmas morning is insane omfg

pikmin

dude that’s so mossed up

the way you still can’t send images in dms

well at least it’ll be a funny story 😭😭

a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face . Alt: tia mowery explains something complicated using her hands

can’t make it to dnd today so trying to explain how to pilot my complicated ass character with 3 classes

reading Sun Tzu’s ‘the art of war’ so as to more effectively argue with incels on the internet

looking good babe x

making a “which harry potter house is your credit card information” quiz to mass scam mid 30s white millennials

this was herstory kinda

i’ve had enough of face cards show me your COCK

well tell me more

hag

if i want my boyfriend to also have a boyfriend that is also my boyfriend , how can i achieve that

it’s about to get real non binary in here

and let me add that he/they back to my bio while we’re at it

a woman is sitting in a stadium with a crowd of people watching a game and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is sitting in a stadium with a crowd of people watching a game and making a funny face .

£1200 for new pc with a 5070… is that worth it

*touches the razor burns above his dick* who did this to you ……………

just decided it’s non-binary summer so yous may get rid of them genders of yours before i do it for ya

a woman in a floral dress is standing in front of a house with a tiktok watermark ALT: a woman in a floral dress is standing in front of a house with a tiktok watermark

tonight i’m thinking … clair obscure expedition 33, at least 2 joints, and jerking off

loving itttttt so far Rin is a queen

this is frying me

helly smokes weed and mark kisses cobel it’s crazyyyy