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All of you having sex tonight, I hope you get a nice package in 9 - 10 months.

A bundle of joy, so to speak.

Yes! I’m hating.

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Me: *watching the All-Star Dunk Contest*

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My daughter just saw Aldis Hodge on TV and shouted “Daddy! He looks like you!”

No one can tell me nothing anymore.
I’m about to be insufferable.

What I Learnt Today

Christian Louboutin makes men’s Chelsea boots.
They’re $1,400 a pair.

Use that information as you deem appropriate

You had me at Animaniacs.

Been trying to find that for my kids to experience it

The uninstall metrics must be rough

She has something to sell, doesn’t she?

She only deigns to post when she needs her peons to buy something.

This AI moment has had me questioning everything I thought I knew (and revered) about building software products.

Folks I looked up to have made ….some choices.

What would you have against dates?

9 out of 10 times there’s food there & cocktails, and the view across from you is sure to be spectacular (if you have taste).

What’s not to like?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

What I learned today…
Mayonnaise is named after Mago Barca, the brother of Hannibal Barca (the terror of Rome)

It’s fascinating how unattractive I find incuriousness in a person.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

The dumbest thing I’m seeing is ppl posting screen recordings of themselves disabling the “Search for Pets” feature on their Ring doorbell app.

You still have a Ring camera on your property.
Do you know how any of this works?
They are ICE collaborators. They can/will do whatever TF they want

No one understands the agony of trying to make every gift memorable when you consider yourself a “good gift giver”

Wiser words have never been spoken.

You can never go wrong with this mantra!

I’ll be sure to include your BlueSky handle in my obituary.
“She let me die 😭😭😭”

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I registered last week

I have a 5K in 3 weeks and I have not even started preparing.
Help!!! 😭 @bask-inrobyn.bsky.social

Frying in water.

This is how I discovered there’s a person named October London.
I initially thought it was a moniker I didn’t know, unlike “pissy boy” which I got immediately.

Somebody primary this senile genocide-apologist

“errands toupee”

Please and abeg

A bald-on-bald crime…..so to speak

The follically-impaired are not having a good time of it lately 🥹😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is……a choice!

This guy's putting the time and work into fixing shit. He's making everyone else look like a lazy sack of shit hoping a rich person will write them a check to do nothing.

Not you giving the brother a chance to live his truth!

Seems I’m signing up for Orange Theory