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Wassup. I like cool shit. Donโ€™t bother me. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ.

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Chili!

09.12.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

literally perfect recreation of it that's so good

09.12.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the ways your racism is manifesting as a white person that you probably don't notice is that you have horrible manners with Black people. You have a terrible attitude when you meet real Black people. You don't say excuse me & can barely look them in the eye. That's over 80% of white people.

09.12.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
09.12.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

depression will take you so far out of your element that when you finally reel yourself back in, you have no idea who you are anymore. i'm glad i was able to find myself again.

09.12.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Whewww that was a good one too!

09.12.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just out here doing anything not giving a damn if I lived or died ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.12.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just reflecting the other day about when I was at my lowestโ€ฆI donโ€™t even recognize her now.

09.12.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love Spell and Strawberries + Champagne had me in a mean chokehold

09.12.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMFAOOO???? That honky looked like a beat up leather saddle bag. I hope that ๐Ÿฆ who called you that is having a piss poor day.

09.12.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.12.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ what a day indeed I was at my desk snort laughing all damn day

09.12.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The jokes were *chefs kiss* ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.12.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.12.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMMMAAAOOO!!!

09.12.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMMMMAAOOO I JUST SAID THIS

09.12.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMMMAAOOO!!! โ€œITS HOT AS FUCK DOWN HERE, BROTHERโ€

09.12.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I just remembered Hulk Hogan died this year and busted out laughing. What a day that was!

09.12.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

On top of cars
On top of cars

09.12.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Also for clarification Iโ€™m not a fan of MTG (she can go to hell actually) but it bothers me when politicians try to go viral and capitalize off of itโ€ฆYouโ€™re a public servant and that shit is weird to me.

08.12.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strike 1 was when she said we need immigrants cuz we done picking cotton. Like girl why tf would you say that? Strike 2 was the fact she tried to some merch off from insulting MTG and the third is from the reasons you stated. Iโ€™m suuuuuper straight off her.

08.12.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youre good! I donโ€™t like her either!

08.12.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes only a select few tho

08.12.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Early morning poop does what coffee wishes it did.

08.12.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES

08.12.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This been my hyper fixation meal for the past 3 days damn near itโ€™s so good

08.12.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweet potatoโ€ฆput it in the oven. Greek yogurt add lemon juice, garlic, dill, salt+pep,EVOO. Chickpeas. Dry em. Season with whatever and a little EVOO put โ€˜em in the oven so they get crispy. Put the yogurt mixture on the potato with the crispy chickpeas. Boom high fiber dinner and itโ€™s delicious.

08.12.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmaooooo ppl be looking at me funny for that and itโ€™s like damn god forbid a bitch wanna feel the grass between her toes

08.12.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Frfr thatโ€™s why colon cancer rates are so high!

08.12.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ญ thank you!

08.12.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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