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@hootleneck.bsky.social

21 Followers  |  10 Following  |  153 Posts  |  Joined: 10.06.2025  |  2.0572

Latest posts by hootleneck.bsky.social on Bluesky

a grown woman on my train watching tiktoks on full volume and rewatching each 4 times and one of them has been just a juicy, ongoing fart sound. incredible stuff to witness

20.09.2025 11:35 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Wait,,,,,

21.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg same like I’ve been up til 5

21.09.2025 18:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who is impersonating me

21.09.2025 18:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WHT😭

21.09.2025 18:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whoever cursed me with my obsession for hot people is evil. Why do I feel infinite euphoria when seeing someone cute like it’s sick

20.09.2025 20:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The residence bringing back woke TV>>>

20.09.2025 20:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay so it’s not the opening line apparently but

19.09.2025 22:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing makes me crave a cigarette more than the opening line of America by Simon and Garfunkel liek

19.09.2025 22:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly fell asleep before the second episode but I think that was mostly the fevers fault,,,, gonna have another try

19.09.2025 20:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So bedridden I’m watching succession for the first time

15.09.2025 12:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Joni Mitchell:

12.09.2025 15:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not really sure what this means but yes!

12.09.2025 15:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so fucking scared like idk how to write more than 280 characters

12.09.2025 15:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Soon

12.09.2025 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Čvarci🤤

12.09.2025 13:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Accidentally got accepted into the school paper,,,, now I need to kill myself

12.09.2025 13:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

ITS A REFRENCE😭😭😭 but you’re right also

11.09.2025 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That’s subjective doe

11.09.2025 14:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A dude wearing a black t-shirt standing super awkward holding his neck. Text over his body reads when yo neck hurt kinda bad.

A dude wearing a black t-shirt standing super awkward holding his neck. Text over his body reads when yo neck hurt kinda bad.

10.09.2025 22:38 — 👍 37    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0
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What an interesting world we live in

11.09.2025 00:16 — 👍 263    🔁 43    💬 1    📌 7

Doesn’t England have the best food doe? Like popcorn and that stuff

11.09.2025 10:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

btw when i was at the airport yesterday the man announced the boarding groups by saying "D as in Doritos" and "E as in Enchiladas"

10.09.2025 14:09 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Waking up from a 5 hour nap and needing to go to sleep again>>>>

10.09.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

love tweeting from a laptop. feels so official

10.09.2025 18:34 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’d be dead the second they left Western Europe I can’t lie

10.09.2025 22:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait how did she know??

10.09.2025 22:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not on bluesky enough to be sick of anyone really

10.09.2025 22:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re going to hell

08.09.2025 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

why is it so second hand embarrassing to watch the chuck bass actor do that face like ok zoolander

05.09.2025 15:06 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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