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Just got out of bed, at 4pm yes, because I remembered I had two packages to pick up,,,,, capitalim really is grim

03.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chiken tender😅

02.02.2026 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I also have like a thousand actual assignments to write for actual university but this is more fun I guess

02.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m writing a trend report rn and it sounds like a horoscope instead deeeaaaad, it was also supposed to be sent to the editors like yesterday but,,,, you can’t rush art right

02.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

School paper is beating myyyy assss like I need to stop writing for theeem

02.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would sever my limbs for that hot dog

02.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cheez its,,,,, I have never been so disappointed in my life im sorry

02.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg i was SO sure Joni Mitchell had died??? Like i feel liked I’ve mourned her

02.02.2026 02:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooh I’ve never flown there

01.02.2026 11:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😓

01.02.2026 10:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg what airport is this

31.01.2026 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think the picture is turned the wrong way

31.01.2026 21:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hate hanging out with my friend and her boyfriend cuz they’re so cute I get jelpuuuuus

31.01.2026 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Botulism!

31.01.2026 03:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lowkey they based Marty supremes skin on me

31.01.2026 03:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh,,,, just saw. Yum!😍😅

26.01.2026 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Many such cases

26.01.2026 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My parents were here during the weekend and now I have too much food to fit in my tiny kitchen,,,, waiter waiter my steak too juicy

26.01.2026 14:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People are cassaroleing things that have never been casseroled before

26.01.2026 14:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Must’ve been a very underwhelming ending

26.01.2026 14:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wish more of my things were monographed like if I was a southern girl

26.01.2026 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Legiteralllyyyyy

25.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saameeee chicken noodle!

25.01.2026 19:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank youuuuuuu

25.01.2026 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What soup!

25.01.2026 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s so useful when you’re gonna eat soup in a timely manner

25.01.2026 16:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s how they get you,,, big water that is

25.01.2026 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Double trouble water bottles is crazy I’m sorry

25.01.2026 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Crock pots are so interesting to me I’ve never seen one irl I kinda need one

25.01.2026 16:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Need soup rn

25.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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