Tess the mess

himself and I just spent ten minutes arguing about whether or not it was raining. we were looking out of different windows. it’s raining out the back and sunny out the front. god bless England

Update, we're dating, they're my partners. Also a week after this happened I hooked up with a beautiful man at a party, started dating him a week after that and then started dating his hot ass wife about 2 months later so I'm in

TWO. THROUPLES.

I literally keep forgetting about the existence of this account. I'm so sorry but it's so boring over here, all the messy drama happens on twitter 😭

New honeymoan album 😍

I just love kissing my friends

At my house preferably 🙏

I went on the most magnificent date last night, a second date with a couple I met on Feeld. Usually with couples there's one person who is clearly more into me than the other but these two seem equally interested in me & it's making me feel hopeful in a way I haven't felt in a long time 🥺

I always forget about this app but I remember when I'm scrolling the bird app and I wonder where half of my friends went, I miss you people

it’s crazy that short guys today are surgically extending their legs to be taller. you don’t have to go that far. 200 years ago dudes would just wear a tall hat and everyone was like “looking good, Edwin”

Hiiiiii

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full of soup

Meet my son, Jareth

Hugs

Something disability justice activists have been screaming about for the last five years and some of you may just now be realizing: eugenicists believe disease is good. They believe themselves part of the “superior” race and that disease clears out the poor and unworthy. 1/

Hahaha he makes this joke a lot, since he did get his start on YouTube back in like 2010 but he branched into music for a while, and now he actually tours around the U.S. doing standup.

The absolute unit sheep; an Exmoor Horn ram

look at this absolute unit

And comedian Mike Falzone

Psychedelics are not so fun when you're in a bad mental headspace 🥲

Nope lol

Also kinda scared of this place bc a bunch non-twitter normies are here and never saw what an unhinged pos I can be on the interwebs lmao

I never used tiktok except to occasionally watch the videos ppl sent me & honestly I'm happy I resisted bc ew no thanks

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.

jesus christ man obviously i know you're pagliacci, i was just tryin to fuckin gas you up a b— oh come on don't cry

I don't want to be here but twitter is just slowly getting worser and worserrr and I don't want to lose contact with all my lil internet friends 😭

Of course when women fail to perform traditional femininity it's their fault, but when men fail to perform traditional maculinity it's everyone else's fault

I think instead of saying “namaste” at yoga we should say “ohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets