Devin Fletcher

I’m reading Frankenstein again. One of my favorite details is that Victor assembles and reanimates the creature essentially in his dorm room.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

A zygote is the result of a sperm joining an egg.

‘Zygote’ comes from the Greek word for ‘yoke.’

A ‘yoke’ is a wooden beam that JOINS two animals together.

The ‘yolk’ of an egg is from the Old English word for “yellow.”

‘Yoke’ and ‘yolk’ have no relation to each other.

I’m feelin’ down today so I photoshopped Benson Boone’s mustache onto Sydney Sweeney. It kind of helped. 🤷🏼‍♂️

This reads like the script from a lost episode of Bluey. Well done!

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

probably something an innocent man would do

"Your Holiness, you cannot say Die Hard. And you especially cannot say that watching it is your favorite way to celebrate our Savior's birth."

how stupid is it the “glass ceiling” probably just turned out to be “donors want dudes they can blackmail, not competent people who are good at their jobs”

This is me and the second half of the second season of Secret Lives. I kinda know who is who and that’s about it.

Second-hand? Is someone else is watching it and then just describing it to you?

help someone else get a win

i promise it’s not gonna take away from your wins

@dropout.tv I think I found Eric Warheim in today’s Strands.

I feel so much less unnecessary guilt in my life. I also miss the certainty about so many things.

Yeah, I’d bet overall percentages are more like your friend group for sure. Truly not intending to be a naysayer. For example, one of my brothers was effectively driven out by a priests quorum advisor 20+ years ago.

5th of July.

I can’t decide if you were mad about this or pleased by it.

I had a great bishop in my youth. Just the kindest man. Nevertheless, I’ve been out of the church for several years. I may be an outlier on your data set so please feel free to discount me from your theory.

Tony the Tiger’s started endorsing porridge.

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

*Gently playing acoustic guitar*

🎵Butthole shittin’ in the dead of niiiight🎵

Haha I came here to make the same joke. Good on you!

Attempting to rig elections on his behalf.

Turning the military on citizens.

Toying with the idea of declaring martial law.

Attacking political enemies and punishing those who speak out against his regime.

If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

My youngest two were Anne and Polly for Halloween a few years ago. It’s such a good show.

*Charles Barkley has entered the chat*

I’ve always hated Rush’s music, but the members of Rush always seemed like chill dudes. Mostly I’m happy kids are playing in bands.

Scooby I am as white as a hotel towel, and the closest thing to Mexican I am was a single all inclusive resort stay in Cancun. I put a Mexican flag sticker on my old Tacoma abd was promptly pulled over by ICE in San Antonio. I'm happy to waste their time 1d RookaTX This is the way Scooby • RookaTX Their big question was like, "why the sticker" I told them it was on the truck when I bought it-and they suggested I remove it. Obnoxious creatures. 1d

White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.