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you can and should use your mouse cursor to rub digital desktop assistant dragon paws

and head, and ears, and ...

"Sorry, sir--" the room filling mouse sighs, struggling to make space for his manager in a very cramped office. "M-my friends hacked my cloaker."

"And made you bigger? Not smaller?" The manager asks.

Rolling their eyes, the mouse grumbles. "By making me 6.9 meters tall. I know, hilarious."

@protonjon.bsky.social @primeexplorer.bsky.social i want a refund for this con ticket

a picture from vrchat taken by a friend. it is a view of my harpy avatar as seen from ~waist level. her eyes peek out over her bosom and her wings are poking into a mirror. she kinda looms over the camera's pov.

howdy. almost missed you down there

screen size as an influence on a summoning result is fun, too. portable devices for fairy size. monitors for regular sizing.

as for the person who manages to use a jumbotron, though...

You're all Bunny Approved!

Ruby (They/them) with their snout up to the window of a tall building, with someone leaning out the window to pet them.

we have some catching up to do (Jan 2020)

cw: inflation

Sometimes you get too obsessed with the objective to realize that maybe it'd be better in the long run for you to turn back... unfortunately, the adventurer Vekura did NOT come to that realization. Commission for JaytheDoodler!

"how tall are you"
taller than your draw distance.

... you wanted more detail than that?
a higher "level of detail", you could say.

(the joke making part of me basically never stops)

every different size is good, but the levels where everything is just obnoxiously awkward without being outright unfeasible are the best

graph paper, if you're feeling retro

don't forget the delicious swap file

needs more RAM

my harpy avatar in vrchat, but her chest is clipping through the model of a flatscreen monitor and she has a goofy >u< expression

funny window(s)

I redrew an old Metroid manga panel of Samus and her "fans".

Fallen Fairy Sam

A drawing of Draco Centauros from the Madou Monogatari/Puyo Puyo series of video games winking and giving a thumbs-up; present behind her are a bunch of falling Puyo. The entire piece is drawn within the limitations of the Commodore 64's multicolor mode.

A funny dragon girl? On my C64? It's more likely than you think. #art #fanart #pixelart #PuyoPuyo #ぷよぷよ
#ドラコケンタウロス生誕祭2025

bop

Living the true fantasy of inconsistent scaling between shots in a cartoon

SHE FOUND YOU NOW GET READY FOR COMFY CUDDLES

Patreon comm for @ferrousoxide.bsky.social!!!

huh? no, i'm totally not one. i have enough trouble keeping my head on straight as it is.

...was this all just a setup for a bad joke? depends. are you gonna rip my head off for it?

revealing your nature as a dullahan simply because you're too comfortable with your head in their lap to want to leave, so just let the rest of the body get up and handle it

(just ignore the sounds of bumping into walls)

Precisely

#ace #asexual

POV image of a tall elf mage, with golden hair and a staff made of ice, looming overhead. Behind her is the bar of a tavern, with some mugs of beer, a tap, and a chalk menu with today's fare scrawled in elvish.

Something for my pal @thebolo200.bsky.social. It's her elf character from DnD, standing tall and looking down with an acute case of elven smugness~ :3

#art #OC #othersOCs #elf #elves #elfears

I've found myself looking for when everyone else is looking away, just so I can change a little

the oddball where every time they appear in a scene, they're a different size. why? idk. i'm just like that

(friend turns around and sees me in VRC, 5.0m tall)
"oh, she's huge again"

(friend turns back around; second friend turns around to see me, now under 1.0m)
"ah! tiny..."

another awful one from me

"ah, mouthplay. tongue-in-cheek vore."

it turns out, your attempts to contain me, were the real joke...................

playing DR and
"You couldn't find your hand"