Tara the Terror

She's really starting to drip some blueberry vapor condensation. Maybe she wouldn't be such a bloated, flapping mess if she listened to Strykier. Ah well, at least she won a shirt...

DAY 10: DAWN'S TOO HIGH!
A link to the story, by
@strykier.bsky.social

www.furaffinity.net/view/63851908/

I am going to drive myself insane with my inability to commit to any given body shape in an image. How round do I make them? Are their limbs fat or sunken in? High angle or low angle? Oh the boobs are too big to see their face now from that angle. I changed it and now the gesture is off. GAHHH

Jokes on you I already got Solitaire

You can't rob me while I'm robbing you! This is an illegal move I'm taking this up with the ref.

I promise I won't give it away. I'll spend it on responsible things like pasta and weed

Since you're giving Discord your information can I have your money? It'll be gone soon enough anyways.

*nods better-than-you-ly*

Perhaps if I act like a pompous brat I'll be inexplicably inflated by some wayward snack magician

I deserve to be spicy I spent all night drawing inflated dragons

Never forget that you are a collection of tiny round things stuck together

Certified rabble-arouser

If I have no spaces to be inappropriate out of sight I will instead do it in plain sight. Fuck you.

Why do people call rich folks "the elite" they're just as squishy as normal mobs.

How do you do, fellow oppressed? I'm feeling quite actionable myself.

Food for thought.

Don't you just want to be free? Is it worth it to live like this?

Beneath all the theatre and garb is a squishy little dirty mammal so thoroughly conditioned by it's masters it can't bare to think and act for itself. Truly a shame.

Man, people will go to any lengths to deny the fact that they're animals made of easily digested fuckable meat.

This is a test of conviction.

Fuckurb-Owl

Write a one comment long inflation inspired love poem to one of my OCs in the comments and I'll do art of the character with the most responses for Valentine's Day :)

I'm from Salem, MA and I remember when the Sox finally beat the Yanks in the World Series and it was the hypest shit ever. Only time I ever cared about sports.

"You're telling me a SHRIMP fried this rice?"

"ma'am, please refrain from insulting our kobold staff."

I remember when they had the perfect season and then lost in the superbowl. that was hilarious.

I'm from New England and I had no idea the superbowl was today or even that the patriots were in it lol

Just slide someone under one, stick a hose in their mouth, and voila, carjack!

Why do people cheer and riot and tip cars when a bunch of dudes throw a ball good but not when their favorite OC gets laid this world is so fucked

<3

Go have sex with a balloon you fucking losers