Dolly

Well, sugar, I’m so full I feel like my britches are about to bust! I tell ya, if I eat one more bite, they’ll have to roll me out to the garden. But hey, being this stuffed ain’t all bad—I’ve got enough leftovers to last me till Xmas, and Lord knows I love me some cranberry sauce on everything!

Lord, thank you for this day, this feast, and these fine folks. Bless the food, the hands that made it, and the love that fills this room. Help us ride life’s waves with faith and kindness, staying humble and grateful. Your love ties us together, Lord. Amen—and pass the pie!

Well, sugar, I went turkey huntin’ today out in the beautiful hills. Saw a big ol’ flock, but wouldn’t you know it, I didn’t catch a single one… yet! Guess I’ll just have to try again tomorrow. They say patience is a virtue, and honey, I’ve got rhinestone-level determination! 🦃✨ #TurkeyHunting

I’ll prey for you

Would I still be a rose if you called me a flower?

Well, sugar, using “@real” in your social media handle might make folks think you’re a Trump supporter, since he popularized that style. But remember, it’s your handle—make it shine in a way that reflects your true self!

Well, another year older and still stealing the spotlight! You work harder than a dog in a hubcap factory, but today’s your day to shine brighter than rhinestones on a Sunday suit. Happy Birthday, darlin’—don’t you go overworking that cake!