Salvador Dolly Parton

Talked to an interior designer about our new place. He showed us something from his portfolio for a client who “came up in the age of Tumblr like you”

💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️

"Who are you texting? KEN???!!!!" is a great gag

Got a no-context 1:1 request for *a week* from now. This still gives me anxiety, 14 years into my career.

Tried to get ChatGPT to help write a post for my blog, and it's deeply depressing. Wondering if it's worth the time to do a post on just how depressing the output is, or if that's been done to deatch.

Jack currently does most of his posting on forums run by the Bulgarian mafia I think

Remember all that trad stuff is just white supremacy with a petticoat
thebaffler.com/salvos/land-...

In the store one of my kids asked me what's the most famous food in a can, then answered himself with "to me, it's the classic bean"

What’s your weirdest clothing story? I once bought a pair of Dr Phil’s secondhand shoes.

Official Lyric Video for "Evicted" by WilcoAnimated by TraceloopsNew album ‘Cousin’ out September 29 - https://wilco.lnk.to/CousinYDListen to Wilco: https://... Wilco - Evicted (Official Lyric Video)

I'm an up-and-down Wilco fan; I definitely like their country-ish stuff better than their whole 2012-2018 run. Really like "Cruel Country" last year, and "Evicted" makes it sound like the new album will be a nice one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhmMb5jKItY

the most depressing website decline of all.

Singapore innuendo is hilarious sometimes.

Good Class Bungalow == F’in huge mansion

That whole verse is really fun.

You can always count on Guwop for song names

In summary https://preachersnsneakers.com/

I’m wary of a guy whose takeaway from religious study is “I should enable rich people to grow their wealth more efficiently.”

I also don’t think the Hindu idea of indulgence is working out all that well in today’s Hindutva world.

Why are we still giving ole Calipers Chuck opinion columns?

I really like this Oops! All Carey’s edition of Cine2Nerdle

Oh buzz off Mike

Cake - Jolene Live in San Francisco- 1994 - Sooooo Goood !! Cake - Jolene Live in San Francisco- 1994

My absolute two favorite “shitty guitar” sounds are on Cake’s “Jolene” and Tom Wait’s “I Font Want to Grow Up”.
Helps that they’re both incredible songs.
https://youtu.be/tMvOkSwiFCA
https://youtu.be/CWh4xHeFMIQ

every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto

Candidate Blog Post Titles:
Waste in Software Development: Scarcity vs Abundance
Principal Engineers: What would you say you DO here?

I will never forgive machine learning for making me write Python in the Year of Our Lord 2023

European and American men need to embrace the sarong, lungi, dhoti, thawb culture. This slacks nonsense just doesn’t fly during a heat wave

Got super lucky on this stalemate

HELLO NEWSKIES 👋 if you are new here check out these rules we adhere to:

One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give

thats enough of this. i'm moving all of my shit to fucking Nostr "Where everyone will be respectful towards me"

Starts with “child”

State of electronic medicine in Singapore:
They use a digital X-Ray machine, which then prints an image onto a standard film plate, which the doctor looks at and then gives you, in a big envelope, to take to the orthopedic clinic that's located in the same hospital.