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From this month's edition of The Onion.

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Thank you, Sir 😊 😉

05.08.2025 11:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes sir ;)

03.08.2025 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s ok 😈🤤

03.08.2025 14:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The last thing she should be is trending.

03.08.2025 00:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤤🤤😈😈

03.08.2025 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s all we have to live for… our looks.

01.08.2025 10:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

✨ ❇️ ✨

01.08.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t realize I never posted the finished product.

01.08.2025 01:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🌴 I’m really into it. 🏝️ ☀️

01.08.2025 00:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

On the loose~

31.07.2025 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

✨Baby girl. 💕✨

31.07.2025 22:49 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

👀 that bush!

31.07.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nudes are cheaper than therapy…

30.07.2025 01:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Any feedback on Gold’s Gym? 🙃

29.07.2025 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😈

27.07.2025 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hahhahahahah 😝😝

24.07.2025 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My two expressions… 😝🥸😎 #Seattle

20.07.2025 03:24 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Fkn amazing, bruv. [Seattle ⛴️ to ⛴️ Bainbridge Island]

17.07.2025 18:48 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👅

04.07.2025 12:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So small and fragile.

30.06.2025 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😑🫣😢

30.06.2025 13:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you 😊

26.06.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seeing people with “MTG” in their profiles and wondering if they mean: “Magic the Gathering” or “Mar…… Tay… Gre..” and then knowing they are talking about the cards. For sure, the cards! 🫣🫠

26.06.2025 13:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hot 🥵

26.06.2025 13:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0