Harry “the antichrist” Whole 45 ATX

l am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right.

um this is hot

OK I’ve seen a lot of inconsequential shit presented in headlines as some kind of “win“, but this might actually be the start of something

yeah I noticed this and I don’t hate or love it but I’m ready for it to move on

it’s like a complete stranger approaching me at the bar to bitch at me for wearing deodorant today… Like baby go lick something else. sorry, but my snozberries taste like Degree Arctic Edge

a woman talking on a cell phone with the words " destroy them all " above her ALT: a woman talking on a cell phone with the words " destroy them all " above her

all the cocks

It’s Dominant Bottom Autumn, get your spunk cannon ready
@bigdickclark.bsky.social @reidgoons.bsky.social

this is the best thing on the Internet today

want all you want just don’t hurt nobody

like what kind of heterosexual nonsense

The bar was having a gay Halloween party, but they were just playing TV on all the screens… Like the news and sports and infomercials. It was like having a party at grandma‘s house after she fell asleep with the TV on

I saw some baby sized pig costumes and then I saw an almost full bottle of lube at the park and then I ran into my ex at the bar

OK yeah that sounds way more complicated

maybe there is some kind of complex social reason he doesn’t want to do it but that reason gets wiped away by alcohol

it creeps me out when “no“ isn’t enough. It feels dehumanizing.

my gym is trash. It’s just convenient and open all night

a guy blew me in the locker room and he showed gratitude directly to my body fluid with a thanCUCUMBRRR (he was cold)

it’s like a veggie tray in there. We’ve got the broccoli, the cauliflower and my bald ass in the corner… I don’t CARROT all… and the guy at the counter will CELERYduced price membership upgrade … umm… ok cucumber will be tough .. gimme a sec

I go to a planet fitness and that’s literally all there is

a close up of a man 's face with the words you can 't handle the truth ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words you can 't handle the truth

it could be a general distrust in men’s ability to gracefully accept rejection

i’ve noticed a trend in people withholding information due to being burned too many times by tantrums.

I know I don’t trust a man to act right if I do not know him well

it’s so basic when guys think they are being edgy being fascinated by serial killers

soooo are mass murderers equally deserving of your adoration? Like how slowly do they have to kill a bunch of people before they become evil geniuses or whatever?

To quote Katya, “They’re assholes, mama“

yesssss the state put some money together to hook people up so we are OK for another month

OK he canceled and I don’t think it’s going to happen now but still feeling blessed that he went out of his way to find me afterwards

back from my little Bluesky hiatus

every arms day gets a little bit easier than the last one

Soul Patch Kids

🔥

i’m having feelings

shut the fuck up

(did it work? am i daddy now?)

A WOMAN CAN’T BE PRESIDENT BECAUSE WOMEN ARE TOO EMOTIONAL