full vid YOU KNOW WHERE LOL
I don’t have a dick
I don’t masturbate
And I DEFINITELY don’t ejaculate
And I definitely don’t have big flop floppy floppin around big boingy balls
lol oops i hit the phone
oooh they make my size, although it’s out of stock at the moment. I think I’m going to get some
thank you!!!
those are quite possibly the most amazing shoes I’ve ever seen and I need a pair immediately although not to walk in because I would die
I didn’t think they were doing it. I noticed I get ads about things I talk about in Instagram chats, pretty reliably
happy birthday! 🎂
she looks like she just got caught transforming from curtain sheers into a human being in an evening gown
I would rather pay for a switch 2 than get this one for free
Then, this guy was trying to leave a parking lot and literally drove INTO the car in front of me while revving his engine. I just started screaming at him WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Yes of course he was a dumb young boy because of course he was
people kept running out in front of my car, and some of them were even touching my car and I was like EW DON’T DO THAT YOU LOOK POOR
i’ve cut my caloric intake a little bit and I’ve been losing some weight in the past six months.
I feel like no matter what I do, I’m always going to have a FUPA and I need to find peace in that
i’m sure I probably own something from them from my gogo days, but I generally don’t like to wear anything with a logo on it. Also, their vibe is sports bro and that’s super not me
now if they start making floor length black velvet lined capes with no logo on it they can give me a call
🥵🥵🥵
exactly one year ago today, the sleaziest coke dealer I’ve ever seen randomly grabbed my but at the bar and I told him, “yeah you’re going to want to wash that hand as soon as you can”
yeah they did
Who else is so old that they have once jacked it to a .bmp ?
ok i left the bar in great spirits but after driving through downtown to get home… the pedestrians and other drivers were SO aggressive; i pulled into my driveway so full
of hate. hoping the chinese leftovers can help
heading downtown during sxsw. wish me luck!
y’all are cute
omg so i saw Howard Jones last year and his guitarist was in Kajagoogoo. they played Too Shy and the Kajagoogoo guy was so touched he cried.
I *think* he said they never toured in the states.
me
too!
i suspect dehydration
i’m bald but i’m considering a hair dryer for werewolf reasons.
I loved all of this old, abandoned shit all around me. I felt like I was surrounded by ghosts.
there was also a condemned farmhouse three doors down from my home. We went in there a couple of times. The stairs were completely destroyed so we couldn’t go to the second floor. I vaguely remember a family that lived there when I was super young. One of the little girls had gray hair.
