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Image of a Lego man getting absolutely blasted out of a Lego car as it fails to jump a pothole and I mean just totally launched.

Text reads "maybe the load should be secured"

Image of a Lego man getting absolutely blasted out of a Lego car as it fails to jump a pothole and I mean just totally launched. Text reads "maybe the load should be secured"

06.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw a bunch of abandoned electronics in the sidewalk trash and left them alone because I am strong and brave

06.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Data Entry: [Week 14]

Subject still watching Ghost in the Shell on DVD. This behavior is unexpected as the DVD player is no longer present in containment, unsure how the movie is being played. Director has forbidden us from entering the room to investigate

03.11.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you could sell your posts to game designers as set dressing like this could be on a terminal in a bunker and 5ft away would be a skeleton holding a DVD copy of ghost in the shell

02.11.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New group chat activity, everyone take a POV video to show the chat how you tie your shoes

29.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dune 2?

22.09.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Game Changer and One Piece have a lot more in common than you might think, in this essay is will

25.08.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Building a new theory about 90s dad culture

18.08.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're right, they should give DK an airgrab

21.07.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Airbnb Escape Room

11.07.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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omw

29.06.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For reference I mean like the actual lobby of a building in Manhattan not a political lobby

Me and bird friend went out the revolving door one at a time like real New Yorkers

23.06.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rescued a bird from a corporate lobby if you'd like to support me in my future bird rescues rank Zohran Mamdani #1 and do NOT rank bird-hater Cuomo

23.06.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

trans rights btw this isn't up for debate

18.06.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5629    πŸ” 1336    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 15

Twisted Tea out the Owala

19.06.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Craziest part about the Andor finale is that even the credits were good

14.05.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Andor.....

14.05.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andor

07.05.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I walk onto the gameshow stage dressed as a camel

The crowd roars with applause and begins to chant:

"HOW MANY STRAWS HOW MANY STRAWS HOW MANY STRAWS"

23.04.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought about Andor so hard I accidentally enlightened myself

22.04.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To whomever decided to pull out the most fragrant and delicious smelling bbq in the homestretch of this 4.5hr bus ride

I wish you a very small and sharp bone in your brisket you sick fuck

20.04.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Asserting dominance over DC Metro riders by using my superior NYC subway balance skills to walk around the train while it's moving

20.04.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glasses on glasses
Several pairs on my face
I CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS

17.04.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually I
Write Poems all the damn time
You massive dickhead

17.04.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ggs that was me

30.03.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not since the incident

18.03.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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