Getting very Harkonen vibes
Well this is wild
Videogames, LEGO, guitar, and maybe see a horror movie in the theater!
RFK Jr doing airport pull ups again and sweating out whatever roadkill he had for lunch
this is just open and abject corruption, but the way U.S. journalism frames it you'd not really understand that there's anything untoward
He can't even feel when he's shitting himself
Pirro admits she charges crimes where she doesn't have sufficient evidence---she "take(s) all the crimes and puts them in" the indictments. Can defendants show this clip to juries?
SCRAMJET SQUID
Which is wild because some squids move using jets of water, so we've got both jet powered and propeller squid
It basically has a propeller!
Worth all 27 seconds of weirdness
Now that I am obsessed with Emergency!, all my reaction gifs are going to be of John Gage
John and Roy arrive back to the fire department where their colleagues look gloomy. The test results came back! ... but nobody knows what they are, because the computer ate the results. NOW THEY HAVE TO TAKE IT AGAIN!
THE END
And the episode ending with the FD rescuing some dudes who were in a car chase with police and managed to flip their car. Just as the FS was arriving, someone tried to use an acetylene torch to cut open the car which then blew up.
Well I'll be
Dixie laying some truth down on the mom that she needs to do a bit more to rely on herself and not on the paramedics (not counting the actual, ya know, emergencies).
Happy Friday the 13th
The little girl woke up! "Yelling her head off."
There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking”
Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.
I assumed it was because he had just heard the word "excursion" and liked it, but this reason is even dumber, so I believe it absolutely
"They put them in computers these days." -- John Gage, talking about when they'll get their licensing test results, giving the most quaint statement I've heard in ages
Now they're brain scanning the girl. This episode is all about how this girl bonked her head and is now out like a light and they have no idea what's wrong with her.
lol. CBS had been trying to get Zohran Mamdani for an interview, but Bari Weiss' deranged tweeting caused him to turn it down
link.vanityfair.com/view/5df1007...
She looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger when he got ejected into the low atmosphere of Mars
Evergreen
Incidentally, about two episodes back a random basset hound magically appeared in the firehouse and nobody knows how it happened and I am happy to report that the dog is now just a regular fixture.
Incidentally, I officially put this date in my calendar. Going to celebrate John Gage day this August and I encourage all to join in. Is it silly to celebrate a fictional paramedic? Yes, but far less silly than celebrating an actual genocidal colonizer. bsky.app/profile/drsk...