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Logging into my burner account to just say I cannot stress enough how hard it is for me to not make a joke about firmware updates right now.

Packaging for a SanDisk memory expansion card. Super Mario is on the package cover and the SD card is positioned directly on his crotch.

Is the SD card… uhm… Mario’s dick?

Scunthorpe is basically Cuntville with an s-mobile.

Edited a typo on a page about a random railway station in Durham at the behest of someone else and somehow it feels appropriate that the only other edit registered from the IP address I'm using at the moment is for a list of Lesbian fiction.

I sometimes think that the high point of the internet was the day we all found out that David Cameron (allegedly) fucked a pig and it’s all been downhill from there.

Of course, if you don't know German 'Ohne dick' and 'Dicke Titten' are probably on the same level.

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

Chinese electric car manufacturers inventing new forms of gay sex 🤔

I opened a YouTube video and was immediately hit with an ad for the new XPeng G6 electric car, except the ad was in Danish so the lead in 'ny G6 fra XPeng' initially parsed to me as 'new gay sex from XPeng'.

Travaux du cercle linguistique de Copenhague Vol. XVII The Theory of Presupposition Failure By Peter Harder and Christian Kock. Cover art includes a speech bubble with the phrase "When did you stop beating your wife?"

You can't convince me that these are the real names of the authors of this study. Harder & Kock (1976) isn't real.

Trying to explain to the average European how abysmal L2 language instruction is in the average angloid elementary school.

Procrastinating writing my project's final report by setting up a burner account because I feel like it would be bad to post on main about how much procrastinating I've been doing. This is definitely a good use of my time.

But whenever you post, go into your room and shut the door and post to your account who is in secret; and your account who sees in secret will reward you.

And whenever you post, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and post on the Twitters and on the Instagrams, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward.