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@mikeboard.bsky.social

WOAI, TSN, iHeart, 24/7 News. Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone.

70 Followers  |  49 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 02.08.2023  |  1.6944

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Trump border czar: 100K beds, more ICE agents needed for deportations Tom Homan, Donald Trump’s declared “border czar,” says he would need at least 100,000 detention beds and a significant increase in Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents to successfully u…

Trump's Border Czar suggests a mass deportation will cost "a minimum of $86 million." thehill.com/homenews/adm...

19.12.2024 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Spurs concha is too pretty to eat 😍🥰

16.12.2024 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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guys, this graph is low, right?

11.12.2024 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Eclectic group of San Antonio officials voices opposition to ban on horse-drawn carriages City Council is expected to vote Thursday whether to phase out the carriages downtown for the safety of the animals.

City Council is expected to vote Thursday whether to phase out the carriages downtown for the safety of the animals.

09.12.2024 23:07 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 2
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"If you want to get it done and you want to get it fast, Texas knows how to do it right: put a woman in charge." -Land Commish Dawn Buckingham

26.11.2024 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of children are dancing in the grass in front of trees . ALT: a group of children are dancing in the grass in front of trees .

Just in time for Thanksgiving: Google search data shows that the most searched slang word this year is "demure." And "Hawk Tuah" was #6.

25.11.2024 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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CBP agents in El Paso sniffed out a drug smuggling attempt, involving a couple crossing into the country. He had a little over 4oz of fentanyl hidden in a very uncomfortable spot. For reference, 4oz is about the size of a D-Cell battery. Which was lodged.. well.. you know where

20.11.2024 16:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I guess since people are here, I should post news. Rumblings that Trump will be at tomorrow’s SpaceX launch in South Texas (the black box is from me to highlight the important part)

18.11.2024 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#fuzzystool

08.10.2023 02:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Texas Supreme Court has denied a petition requesting it to remove both the gag order in Ken Paxton’s upcoming impeachment trial and the Senate rule prohibiting Paxton’s wife, Senator Angela Paxton, from voting. Here's a piece of Justice Devine's dissent #txlege

01.09.2023 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New Texas law allows unlicensed religious chaplains to work as public school counselors. Ed Commish @MikeMorath was asked about the opposition from some church groups, who feel it's not right: "For those chaplains, I would encourage them not to apply for the job." #txlege

01.09.2023 14:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"This summer has been... quite remarkable. We have set 10 new all time records." -Pablo Vegas, head of ERCOT

31.08.2023 17:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reax: "Today’s cruel ruling places Texas’ transgender youth, and the families and medical professionals who love and care for them, directly in harm’s way." - Lambda Legal "But let us be clear: the fight is far from over." #txlege

31.08.2023 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court of Texas is allowing a ban on transgender medical care for kids to go into effect tomorrow. #txlege

31.08.2023 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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After a weekend full of "calls for conservation" by ERCOT, the Texas power grid will be close again today. Doubt there will be panic about the grid, tho. Lots of sun day. The next time we can expect to be told to crank up our a/cs will be on Wednesday.

28.08.2023 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My package has been on an amazing journey, thanks to the USPS. Cincinnati -> Dallas -> Austin -> San Antonio -> back to Cincinnati (ha ha!) -> back to Dallas. Hopefully, next time it makes it to San Antonio, it will be for longer than a drive by.

26.08.2023 13:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BREAKING: Austin district judge issues temporary injunction, blocking new texas law regarding transgender healthcare for kids. Prevents law from going into effect while the case is ongoing #Txlege

25.08.2023 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BREAKING: Man makes bad joke about COVID, referencing the Brad Pitt movie World War Z. Cops raid his home. 5th circuit, today, says that Facebook is free speech and the cops do *not* have immunity. Therefor, he can sue.

25.08.2023 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ERCOT is out with a Weather Watch today through sunday. The tightest time for the grid is expected about 8 tonight.

23.08.2023 14:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Texas senate out with rules for Impeachment trial of AG Ken Paxton. Public will need tickets. #txlege

22.08.2023 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Republican talk show hosts: We need to get inappropriate material out of public school libraries!

Republican talk show hosts, also: I can't believe they pulled Fat Bottom Girls from Yoto, which is an audio platform that's meant for children!

21.08.2023 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stay gold, Pony Boy. https://youtu.be/BwaiSvohO6Y

20.08.2023 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We did our part, y’all. We washed mom’s car. Bring on the rain.

20.08.2023 20:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Everything Thomas Rivers Brown does is amazing. Happy Pinot Noir Day

18.08.2023 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey siri: what’s the definition of dramatic irony? https://www.tmz.com/2023/08/18/kid-rock-drinks-bud-light-beer-dylan-mulvaney-shoot-cases/

18.08.2023 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Friday Night Lights pulled from some school libraries in Iowa as part of a move to weed out titles that are not age appropriate. https://www.thegazette.com/sports/buzz-bissinger-blasts-mason-city-schools-ban-of-his-friday-night-lights/

18.08.2023 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wish I had time to comb through all the Texas AG Ken Paxton (Dave P.) stuff today. But the Uber records stand out. Seems like he stays at Trump properties a lot. I know you have to squint, but I counted once in vegas and four in Chicago (along with a trip to Church's chicken!)

18.08.2023 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BREAKING: 5th circuit judges both agree with & rule against a Texas judge in a case involving the abortion pill Mifepristone. They want it on the market, but not through the mail. This is on hold, thanks to the SCOTUS, which ordered the status quo until they can hear the lawsuit

16.08.2023 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hungry? Yelp is out with their "Top 100 Places to Eat in the Texas." Eleven San Antonio area restaurants made the list. Get to work, guys. Support small, independent businesses.

16.08.2023 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Want to see the effect that shuttering schools during COVID had? Here are the latest STAAR scores when it comes to math.

16.08.2023 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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