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Bertine van Hรถvell

@baroness.bsky.social

Petting cats, herding cats, vacuuming cats. Certified narrative tool. ๐Ÿ•ต Indie Dev ๐Ÿ–‹ Freelance Game Designer and Writer ๐ŸŽฎ Worked on Old Skies, Stellaris, At Eve's Wake and more โœจDGA Board Member - Consultant VAF ๐Ÿ•ธ www.lostagain.nl - DM open ... she/zij ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

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Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

01.03.2026 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3495    ๐Ÿ” 1337    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 170

The majority of your skin is inside your body; the walls of your guts and whatnot

And therefore most health issues are really dermatological issues

01.03.2026 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the danger of mass surveillance, btw, especially mediated by machine is not just "they will find all dissenters and punish them"

its also "the machine will make up false dissenters, and get innocent people in jail / embroiled in 20 yrs of lawsuits vs the govt" who are otherwise doing nothing

28.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pfffffffffffffffffff dude!

28.02.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's only gallows humor if you're actually on the gallows. Otherwise it's just sparkling punching down.

28.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I try not to spiral fully into conspiracy theory but bombing Iran and then putting out an article thatโ€™s like โ€œthe point of Purim is murderโ€ on CNN is fucking crazy work. Like they are fully just trying to make people more antisemitic

28.02.2026 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck :(

28.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

85 girls were still alive yesterday. They were still alive yesterday. They were still alive yesterday. They were still alive yesterday.

This world doesn't need to be this way. This world is created by machine men with machine hearts.

They were still alive yesterday.

28.02.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview

28.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4104    ๐Ÿ” 1056    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Feel what you want to feel about the place but like regular people live in the UAE too.

Beyond influencers and expats, there are people who made their lives here.

Keep your fucking jokes to yourself.

28.02.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

If this was planned for months it means that the ongoing negotiations between the US and Iran were meaningless and that an illegal war started by the US was always going to be the outcome.

28.02.2026 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 552    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

13.02.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8264    ๐Ÿ” 2395    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The Iranian people deserve better.

28.02.2026 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christ, I hope you stay safe!

28.02.2026 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING: We're suing Kansas for a law that invalidates transgender people's updated driver's licenses and authorizes anyone to sue anyone they suspect of being trans for using the "wrong" bathroom.

27.02.2026 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13620    ๐Ÿ” 3605    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 167    ๐Ÿ“Œ 177

When playtesting, consider which machine you're using. Not the hardware, just the screen itself

Steamdeck users had few issues navigating through the game, but macbook players got frustrated. So I had some weird feedback until I found the angle of the screen made important details less readable...

27.02.2026 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sometimes american politics is like that "We deliberately trained him wrong, as a joke" scene from kungpow, but then political ideology

27.02.2026 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

*psht* americans, please don't embarrass yourselves any further by assuming other countries' green parties are exactly like yours

in fact, once again, yours is the odd one out

27.02.2026 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and if it still fails, at least it will be Very Funny

27.02.2026 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun fact, US passports did not have a gender marker until 1977, when a rising trend in unisex fashion started freaking the government out.

26.02.2026 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4420    ๐Ÿ” 1622    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

she's going to places!

27.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and itโ€™s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

26.02.2026 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2429    ๐Ÿ” 939    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

in fact, it was homophobic of me to make her walk this slowly. I'll do better!

26.02.2026 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she is gay, so this tracks

26.02.2026 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I increased the walking speed of the main character with 25% and now the game feels more dynamic. Game design is full of lies

26.02.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did a thread on RTS AI after a question from @glassbottommeg.bsky.social, for those fond of the genre

26.02.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is all happening because cis people have decided they are more in communion with pedophiles than their trans neighbors.

26.02.2026 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 807    ๐Ÿ” 228    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

oh, now its time to care and give trans people resources and jobs? not like, the past decade they've been begging for it?

26.02.2026 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it took an expensive, coordinated effort & a lot of people saying โ€œthis doesnโ€™t matterโ€ to get from a bathroom ban costing one state $400 million & a gubernatorial race to โ€œtrans people must turn in their documents which become invalid in a few hours or face fines & potential jail timeโ€ in 10 years.

26.02.2026 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3987    ๐Ÿ” 1588    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

I think this is one of those things that's stunning, in all the worst ways, and most of them aren't obvious.

Let's start with the basics: there are about 5.5 million trans Americans. This means that *nearly 10% of the entire trans population of the nation* has moved.

Just

Last

Year

24.02.2026 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 626    ๐Ÿ” 267    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7