Fqubed

avivir on Instagram: "🇺🇸 Mark Bray, profesor universitario, narra las amenazas que ha recibido y por las que ha tenido que huir de Estados Unidos: "Pri…" 🇺🇸 Mark Bray, profesor universitario, narra las amenazas que ha recibido y por las que ha tenido que huir de Estados Unidos: "Primero hubo una petición para despedirme de mi trabajo. Y poco después en X alguien publicó mi dirección e información sobre mi familia"#trump #politica #radio

Hablando ayer con @javierdelpino.bsky.social

Bienvenido! Me alegra ver que pudiste llegar a Esp!

“We are not working on building an AI agent. We are working to protect Signal from the invasion of AI agents that threaten privacy and that are being implemented in irresponsible ways”

Francos successor

I believe a trip of acid runs you more than 3usd but not that much more, closest suggestion

A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. Text reads: I defragged my zebra

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

Ni que fuera Don Quijote

Diogenes named the constellations right?

Basically say "no" to spend 5% gdp on defense, stood their ground in USAian

You wont know what ratio of Soma they add to the city water, that's why I buy Evian, pure water with 1% soma, exactly 1% a number you can count on!

Venetians preparing for Bezos’ wedding in their city.

#venice
#taxtherich
#venezia
#bezos

Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other

"Wait," the American representative said.

The rest of the Human trade delegation groaned.

"With this deal, the Galactic Empire get all our entertainment, and we get all their technology."

"Yes?"

"Is that fair? We have, like, thousands of films!"

"They have spaceships."

"That's one thing!"

Dont tell everyone about Boeing they may dissapear you

Como olvidar el primer astronauta español

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

-Es que los jóvenes de hoy sólo quieren ser funcionarios.
-¿Jueces?
-No, hombre, Jueces no. Jueces está bien. Digo funcionarios-funcionarios.
-¿Militares?
-Qué dices. No, no, funcionarios de los malos.
-¿Fiscales?
-Nooo.
-¿Personal médico, de enfermería o auxiliar?
-...
-¿Inspección de Trabajo?

Even named the ship Rocinante in case it wasnt clear enough

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He comprat carxofes i tampoc m’agrada el borrisolo del medio.

I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.

Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.

A thread.

yeah so non-consensual bdsm is actually called rape

this is so good. this is so so so good. i'm running around my office screaming the lev manovich quote about how software is ideology

Speaking of insurance—we're in open enrollment season! Whether you're choosing a plan through your employer or purchasing a plan from the marketplace, there are some things you should know. Prepare yourself for a thread on health insurance!

I'm still alive.

Survived this vicious attack.

Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office

Nap after making a mess, so tiring being a good boy