Matt in the Hat

Pff amateur 🤣 jk jk

But did you ever cum and go at a Kum & Go?

It’s always “how are you?” and never “here’s $1000” 😔

I’ll say 🥵

Wunmi Mosaku stuns on the cover of Glamour UK.

📸: Ekua King

There’s a lot to be mad about but I feel like we’re not adequately angry enough about this

Lately I’ve found killing zombies with a baseball bat in Dying Light 2 to be very cathartic

So stop confirming his cabinet appointments. Start with that. Jackass.

GURL. That part.

It’s always “how are you?” and never “here’s $1000” 😔

Hence ”former” oomf haha

Aw thank you 🫶 and yes you are right haha

Persisting nonetheless

I’m not!

Same

a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face and looking at the camera . ALT: a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face and looking at the camera .

Former oomf has gone full blown republican

The audacity of me thinking I’ve somehow lost weight when all I did was have a kidney stone removed

🥺🫶

Pretty easily it turns out 😂

No but I am always wondering if my bloomfs hate me!

And they never do 😭

me flirting: “i hope they noticed i liked their picture that hundreds of people also liked”

I know lol call it delusional optimism

Lmaooooooooooooo

Oh I know. My expectations for them are in the sewers at this point

The senate dems should reject every nominee for her replacement

That part

But we have no money for universal healthcare or student loan forgiveness someone launch me into the sun

I love a close up 💦 shot you know?