Everybody who claimed it was just about the kids should be whacked in the shins
That's just the food order.
"This is taking forever Jack, just say white."
I loved that place.
Mission impossible
Most of the people in the country are 1 or 2 paychecks from being destitute, but some are convinced that they're also temporarily embarrassed millionaires
Was it Chili's or Applebee's, that had the manager mention that recession was great, because he could mistreat the employees more or pay them less?
Geography is hard.
Ooofiter.
Junior Snack Wrap incoming.
Appetizers?
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
Rollercoaster ride.
I would imagine that they change shoes, as soon as they leave a meeting with him.
I voted no, before you answered.
It looks like a bigger version of Takoyaki.
Do I have to be attached to the toe?
I remember being a kid, and putting my feet in my dad's big wingtips.
He already tried War From Home, he's just not that motivated.
New lips, who's this?
Is there a Carrie Postjean?
A phrase I read about him sticks in my memory: "He is a man of many secrets, but no mysteries. Who, and what he is, has been known for a long time."
"I was born at night, but not last night" is one of my favorite sayings.
It's the bare minimum.
I feel like scallywag is something you call someone, before you slap them with a white glove.