Lakeshore Drive Slut

Lakeshore Drive Slut

@shredded-teat.bsky.social

chicago bicycle supremacist she/her πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ paid generously for all my posts

2,160 Followers 815 Following 10,031 Posts Joined Oct 2023
54 minutes ago

thread that gets exponentially better with each post

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To combat rising fuel prices, Chicago has invested in the world’s biggest bike lane downtown. Thank you Brandon Johnson.

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Mysterious large steel cylinder suddenly emerges from the ground in Japan Japanese authorities were investigating Friday how a large steel cylinder suddenly emerged from the ground during sewer construction work and rose to the height of a four-storey building in the city o...

NOT NOW, MYSTERIOUS LARGE STEEL CYLINDER

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10 hours ago

Average US driver: beep beep I'm Hitler

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20 hours ago
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SDOT is eliminating parking on the entire upper half of 14th West on Queen Anne so fire trucks can get through and the neighbors are up in arms.

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10 hours ago

check your external genitalia privilege ok

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st paddys is fun until you need to pee

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CPD car roof covered with confiscated jungle juice jugs

saluting our fallen soldiers

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i didn't go to the river dyeing. i am safe

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22 hours ago

suburbs forever helmet holes for now

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1 day ago
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The Lonesome Death of Daphy Michel Watch now | Haitian Woman, 31, Dies Alone at Pittsburgh Bus Stop Days After ICE Released Her Far From Home to Die.

Haitian woman, 31, dies alone at Pittsburgh bus stop days after ICE released her to the streets far from home to perish. Rest in power, Daphy Michel: migrantinsider.com/p/the-loneso...

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1 day ago

i was paid 10 dollars and a bag of shake for this post

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a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america ' Alt: jeb bush asking his audience to Please Clap
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daniel biss more like baniel diss (amirite)

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starting the city's first woke police scanner account where i list out details of the worst days of strangers' lives but use trauma-informed language and pronouns

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exceptionally glorious dog breed

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seeing some very big dogs today

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republicans *hate* her

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visual filter for movies/TV that blocks out distressing scenes and images such as vomiting, chewing, and jim gardiner

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1 day ago

:(

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excellent day to get some free patio furniture btw

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1 day ago
man sitting at computer with New Mail notification in corner 

Man who just sent himself an email as a reminder to do something, excited to see what new email just arrived.

This is personal.

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1 day ago

where can i see a baby sandhill crane in chicago

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2 days ago
A normal person posts: I meet with, I would estimate, several hundred people a year. Surprisingly, I do not endorse all of them.

A very strange person replies: you "meet with" several hundred people a year? and i'm supposed to think more of you, not less?

Absolutely gone laughing at this.

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1 day ago

i think so yeah. mail generally gets to me here

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i assume this was an error on my end because i'm a little stupid and the address changes have been messy due to me being ~stalked and harassed~ for many years while living in andersonville

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for some reason my mail-in ballot went to a very old address. it has been going to the right address for years and then i guess when i moved here and tried to change the address it decided i moved backwards?

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100 dollars per character

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1 day ago

just saying if anyone wants to offer me money i'll post whatever you want

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2 days ago

just started the single life. oh my GOD

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