Calililli (she/her)

Why does every vtuber collab sound like the start to a knock-knock joke? "A dragon, a shark, and a succubus try to steal valuable objects in abandoned buildings."

They can get so absurd 😂

wehh I tried to delete because I typo'd ;-;

What happens when you feed a deer an apple?

An iDeer!

The samurai was unsurprised that he could not find the shinobi's kettle.

Ninja are known for their subtle-tea!

We still haven't found him... 😅

Why do young guys float but not old men?

"Boy"ancy

You can keeo up with me on Discord, where I update pretty regularly in regards to streams! I spent the month in Chicago with my darling

Marxist bovine, call that a cowmrade

If I see you reply to this before morning you're getting jumbled ya hear??

Imeanwhat

🥵🥵🥵

I follow for the Doom gameplay

ASMR where you tell me to do my taxes

Decided to go as a bisexual girlfailure for Halloween! Think I really nailed the look...
Two decades in counting!

#cutitoff

The colours and hard work still shine through clearer than crisp 🖤

I'll swallow enough glowsticks to have my own magical girl transformation and none of these Walmart employees have had the power to stop me. Expect the national guard soon.

🖤🖤🖤 celebrate well, himbie! *click click*

Don't have to try hard for you, my sweet 😝🖤

Stfu comp player 🖤

Sometimes I'm a fan of casual misandry. If I hear a guy talking shit in game chat I just feel the need to tell him to "fix my car, wrench" and I think that's okay. 😊

Ding dong, the Witch-

Just got some news that makes me really wanna watch The Wizard of Oz again

I regularly terrify my mother with mine 🤭
Once had her thinking that I had a group of people in the house

Honestly still prefer my dr pepper and jager combo. It has no right being that tasty 😖

Tried all four. Code red was the least terrible

Regret

partaking in the worst of my two cultures as a trans woman and as a gamer by having hard mtn dew baja blast with dinner

I've been playing a lot of online Scrabble lately, and my god I THOUGHT I was pretty good at the game but eveRY SINGLE FACEBOOK MOM NAMED "CATHY" HAS PROVEN OTHERWISE

I kinda slept on the Black Ops 2 campaign ngl