Calililli (she/her)

Decided to go as a bisexual girlfailure for Halloween! Think I really nailed the look...
Two decades in counting!

#cutitoff

The colours and hard work still shine through clearer than crisp 🖤

I'll swallow enough glowsticks to have my own magical girl transformation and none of these Walmart employees have had the power to stop me. Expect the national guard soon.

🖤🖤🖤 celebrate well, himbie! *click click*

Don't have to try hard for you, my sweet 😝🖤

Stfu comp player 🖤

Sometimes I'm a fan of casual misandry. If I hear a guy talking shit in game chat I just feel the need to tell him to "fix my car, wrench" and I think that's okay. 😊

Ding dong, the Witch-

Just got some news that makes me really wanna watch The Wizard of Oz again

I regularly terrify my mother with mine 🤭
Once had her thinking that I had a group of people in the house

Honestly still prefer my dr pepper and jager combo. It has no right being that tasty 😖

Tried all four. Code red was the least terrible

Regret

partaking in the worst of my two cultures as a trans woman and as a gamer by having hard mtn dew baja blast with dinner

I've been playing a lot of online Scrabble lately, and my god I THOUGHT I was pretty good at the game but eveRY SINGLE FACEBOOK MOM NAMED "CATHY" HAS PROVEN OTHERWISE

I kinda slept on the Black Ops 2 campaign ngl

Maybe I should change my bio, that makes it sound rad as fuck. "Your loving chimera-succubus mother"

The Battlefield 6 beta is an appalling mess. The gameplay is solid, progression standard, and visuals are great
But 4 BSODs and 1 Windows reinstall in progress is frankly insane. And I'm not the only one having these issues, it seems.

As a succubus, I always keep a plate of garlic bread on standby. Why, you may ask?
The asexuals...

Tried posting this earlier, but forgot to show the most important part.
Anyway, love Chicago!

Being a rampant homosexual has its advantages. Introducing my vampy girl's mouth-and-panty watering pizza~

the cultured hairy man
Brent Fair

She said with a period at the end😔

The feminine urge to add exclamation marks at the end of every sentence.

This is what coffee is made for 🤭🖤

Tim Hortons

Pro tip for anyone dating an autistic baddie, take her to Sonic and buy her a shake. Then take her home and straddle her. Works every time 🤭🤭

You can play DND just to make silly voices, and never learn the rules. No one can stop you.

Nazi's are fuckin' wild, man. They really be tryna make themselves welcome in trans communities as if we're buddy-buddy!
Anyway, I feel like a real content creator now! Everyone has to ban their first. 😂