Ocean Jasper

Shit, if country music is going to revert back to saying fuck you to The Man, I'm happy to get it!

For the love of god, don't 'splain the history of country music at me, or whatever. I do not care.

THEY'RE LOSING COUNTRY MUSIC

There have already been lawyers disbarred for using AI to write their arguments.

This is going to be laughably bad.

These dinks never stop to think how fucking insulting it is to say to a writer, "hey AI can do your job, isn't that cool?"

1) AI cannot and will not ever be able to replace writers
2) Ari Shapiro can go fuck himself. He should know better.

Who has a new album out? Who? Can't hear you over Death Grips

I'm pissed that I'm spending this fine afternoon working, so I'm blasting some noise rap about it.

Within the first 50 pages, someone gets stabbed in the eye with a knitting needle!

So, naturally, I'm enjoying it.

I'm currently reading Crafting for Sinners by Jenny Kiefer that I thiiiiiiiiink is out this week?

A hardcover edition of Martha Wells' latest book, "Queen Demon."

Two paperbacks laying on the keyboard of my laptop. "Strange Houses" by Uketsu and "Japanese Gothic" by Kylie Lee Baker.

Today's book haul:

SO SOFT

This is not new, by the way. The Tylenol argument was around when I was pregnant 13 years ago, and I'm sure actually predates that. We've just never had a head of HHS with a worm in their brain before now.

(I'm using "women" intentionally there because they would not accept that trans and nb people can be pregnant.)

Before I log off, some quick thoughts about Tylenol causing autism:

This is more "autism is the worst thing to happen to a child" rhetoric, with the added bonus that 100% of the blame can be placed on the pregnant person AND they're admitting that they believe women deserve to be in pain.

Sharpie, maybe? Felt tip? I don't think you could get a ballpoint to write on a bullet casing, but also that is DEFFO ink

I MEAN COME THE FUCK ON

And it isn't even worth it to point out how fucking unprofessional and legally dubious it is for the FBI director to post SEE!! LOOK!! EVIDENCE!! on fucking Twitter

They're so fucking incompetent and YET I know every single CNN guzzling Boomer is going to believe this without question.

COME ON NOW
COME THE FUCK ON

Oh, they still deserve [redacted]. I'd just enjoy their institutions after the fact.

Kill it with hammers

If they tried to solve their daddy issues by building libraries and universities, I's have a tiny bit of sympathy for them.

There's something tickling the back of my brain about Tumblr tenderqueers, the inevitable yearly fight about kink at Pride, and weird fascist sexlessness, but I'm not there yet.

Oh trust me, I do not! This post is in total agreement.

Our lives would be drastically better if they took up Warhammer or knitting.

I would feel bad that oh bloo bloo bloo, money didn't make your daddy love you? But they're ruining everything for the rest of us.

Ha! Me too.
Because of work being done on my house, I had to dismantle my painting area to make room for kitchen stuff (my workshop has a sink and my kitchen currently does not) and I packed up sO MANY half painted minis.

A skein yarn, beautifully striped with pale pinks and greens, and a couple of rows knit onto circular needles.

The first six inches or so of a hand knit scarf, made from the pink and green yarn.

I hate everything that I'm working on and I want a new scarf.

YES I GODDAMN THINK IT'S A CONSPIRACY

3 murdered, 2 suicides, 1 overdose.