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Anti-fascist. Nobody. Knitting hats from here until nuclear winter. Currently reading "The First World War" by John Keegan and "We Survived the Night" by Julian Brave Noisecat [she/her]

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The bummer being that the only needles I had that are the right gauge are bamboo needles and I haaaaaaaaaaate bamboo needles. I tolerate hardwood, but most prefer steel.

Ah well!

06.12.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
About half of a knit hat in yarn with alternating pale pink, white, green, and blue stripes.

About half of a knit hat in yarn with alternating pale pink, white, green, and blue stripes.

I do really enjoy having an excuse to sit and knit during the busy holiday season. My sister-in-law is getting a hat!

06.12.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Unmatched. Unbeatable.

04.12.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

omg brilliant, thank you!

04.12.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By the way, they're still together and I'm even more convinced the husband is cheating. So.

04.12.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It has been over 11 months, but here is the Sorry Your Husband is Cheating on You blanket off of the needles-- just finished today. I've since woven the ends in and thrown it in the wash while I try to figure out a way to block the damn thing.

04.12.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like 800 pages! There's no way to read that in a week!

03.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just too easy to blame individuals for the overall state of the economy than it is to actually do anything about it

02.12.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, if people can afford things like housing and medications and food, they *will* spend more money on holiday crap! It seems pretty self explanatory AND YET

02.12.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Man, remember hearing the same thing about NFTs?

02.12.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"At work" at home in my pajamas with a cup of tea and doing literally anything other than actual work.

Posting, catching up on some fics, chatting. Better uses of my time, for sure.

02.12.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Although, if they want to take the heat off of Millenials for killing [insert industry here], I'll gladly pass the torch.

02.12.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this is a little hypocritical because I am at work right now in a sector of the Little Treats Industry, but it is far far far more important to me to know if Gen Z can afford things like medications and housing, and less about if they can/want to buy holiday crap.

02.12.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

thanks i hate it

02.12.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

01.12.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 22144    πŸ” 8976    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 285

I don't think I posted the books I picked up last week (but haven't started yet): "Empire of the Dawn" and "We Survived the Night" because I contain multitudes.

02.12.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been reading much more in translation lately and man, oh man. I am a better reader for it.

02.12.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are in the middle of SNOWPOCALYPSE 2025, so I'm doing my usual Tuesday work from home. No book haul today BUT Olga Tokarczuk's new book (House of Day, House of Night) is out and I cannot waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiit to get my hands on it.

02.12.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

At least we're not involved in a nuclear war, I guess?

02.12.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow it's even dumber than I imagined. Wow.

02.12.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A friend pointed out that we don't necessarily live in the worst timeline, but we certainly live in the stupidest timeline and...

... yeah.

02.12.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have Stancil and his surrounds pretty effectively blocked, but since people are liking 6+mo old dunks i made on him I can only assume he's up to more dipshittery.

02.12.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.12.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

Not intentional, no! I have a new oven and a WICKEDLY hot broiler and I've never actually set a dish on fire before last week.

Whoops!

02.12.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like make hats for Christmas gifts.

30.11.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm logging off to start another hat.

For those of you that don't know me well: I am pro- art, pro- human, and an environmentalist which means that I am VERY anti-capitalist and VERY anti- AI.

Also, I have better things to do than to argue with toolbags about it.

30.11.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the concept of fantasy + romance-- that's been around forever-- but the word "romantasy" itself.

30.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[death to ~romantasy~]

30.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully not!

30.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've long said that the capacity to make and appreciate art is what defines our humanity.

30.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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