DefPoet

DefPoet

@defpoet.bsky.social

Anti-everything absurdities launched into a vacuum. Enter at your own risk. 18+ Don’t inbox me

309 Followers 273 Following 624 Posts Joined Nov 2024
10 months ago

Put on some makeup and ripped off my bra. I can do anything, I swear!

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11 months ago

Definitely hormonal. Definitely need a good cry.
Can I not whilst in a coffee shop though?

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11 months ago

Liiiiiisten. Hating for no reason.

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11 months ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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11 months ago

Someone was rude af to me today; but I am not about to argue w a grown man wearing size 6 panda dunks.
#clown

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11 months ago
Lordt

I was sitting next to this cake and ate some chicken instead. I can do anything.

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11 months ago

Only briefly

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11 months ago

I decided to eat an apple and a singular piece of cheese instead of doughnuts. I am pretty sure I can do anything.

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1 year ago

I had to write an essay for an English Comp class highlighting a redemption arc and I wrote a paper on #Itachi #Uchiha.

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1 year ago

Someone told me yesterday that I was a, “glass half empty” kind of person.
I realized I need to be surrounded by people who see and understand me. I am simultaneously an observant realist and detrimentally optimistic.

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1 year ago
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Billboard in Phoenix, AZ

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1 year ago

It is 60 degrees in #boston and idk how to act

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1 year ago
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BREAKING: Congress is now debating whether the U.S. military should be banned from invading Canada, Panama, and Greenland. Why? Because apparently, we need a law to stop reckless war fantasies. This is not a joke. This is an actual conversation.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

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1 year ago

You might be on to something good here

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1 year ago

Best girl group ever fr

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1 year ago

I saw a piece of #art this week that unexpectedly made me cry

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1 year ago

Good idea! I need to get on this.

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1 year ago

Sad news about #KyrieIrving I look forward to watching #kyrie shift into #RamadanKyrie every year. May he have a full recovery.

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1 year ago

Dude behind me on this flight yapped NONSTOP for the entire trip. Shutting the fuck up is okay sometimes, I promise.

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1 year ago
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Sometimes i do this

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1 year ago

May this energy continue to find me. Giiiiiiiirl🔥

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1 year ago
Gratuitous selfie. 
Could I be productive now instead of posting everywhere? Sure. 
Will I? Absolutely not.

Might need to put blue lights in the crib.

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1 year ago

No I did not forget my N95 w all these mfs breathing near me.
#pissed

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1 year ago

I can get w this

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1 year ago

May the force be with you

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1 year ago

Fr though, who are we going to #boycott next?
#resist

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1 year ago

I don’t trust people who cannot sit with themselves. Go work that shit out, it is 2025, you can do therapy through texts if you desire.

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1 year ago

#JT has 30 points at halftime against the Cavs. Put some respect on his name.
#JasonTatum #tatum #JT #JT0 #Celtics

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1 year ago

Watching a raging trumpette w wild eyes talking about musk and fed layoffs is wild. It is truly terrifying.

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1 year ago

I have listened to #kendrick on the way to work almost daily since #gnx came out. Today it was #FreddieHubbard and #RedClay. (Kendrick in the shower though😂)

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