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Anti-everything absurdities launched into a vacuum. Enter at your own risk. 18+ Don’t inbox me

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Put on some makeup and ripped off my bra. I can do anything, I swear!

22.04.2025 12:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Definitely hormonal. Definitely need a good cry.
Can I not whilst in a coffee shop though?

13.04.2025 12:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Liiiiiisten. Hating for no reason.

13.04.2025 12:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂🤣😂🤣

13.04.2025 12:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone was rude af to me today; but I am not about to argue w a grown man wearing size 6 panda dunks.
#clown

09.04.2025 03:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Lordt

Lordt

I was sitting next to this cake and ate some chicken instead. I can do anything.

07.04.2025 15:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only briefly

30.03.2025 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I decided to eat an apple and a singular piece of cheese instead of doughnuts. I am pretty sure I can do anything.

25.03.2025 16:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had to write an essay for an English Comp class highlighting a redemption arc and I wrote a paper on #Itachi #Uchiha.

14.03.2025 18:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone told me yesterday that I was a, “glass half empty” kind of person.
I realized I need to be surrounded by people who see and understand me. I am simultaneously an observant realist and detrimentally optimistic.

14.03.2025 13:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Billboard in Phoenix, AZ

14.03.2025 00:41 — 👍 513    🔁 130    💬 11    📌 5

It is 60 degrees in #boston and idk how to act

10.03.2025 19:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BREAKING: Congress is now debating whether the U.S. military should be banned from invading Canada, Panama, and Greenland. Why? Because apparently, we need a law to stop reckless war fantasies. This is not a joke. This is an actual conversation.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

09.03.2025 14:12 — 👍 327    🔁 83    💬 17    📌 10

You might be on to something good here

09.03.2025 06:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best girl group ever fr

09.03.2025 06:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw a piece of #art this week that unexpectedly made me cry

09.03.2025 06:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good idea! I need to get on this.

05.03.2025 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sad news about #KyrieIrving I look forward to watching #kyrie shift into #RamadanKyrie every year. May he have a full recovery.

05.03.2025 11:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude behind me on this flight yapped NONSTOP for the entire trip. Shutting the fuck up is okay sometimes, I promise.

04.03.2025 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sometimes i do this

04.03.2025 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

May this energy continue to find me. Giiiiiiiirl🔥

02.03.2025 14:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Gratuitous selfie. 
Could I be productive now instead of posting everywhere? Sure. 
Will I? Absolutely not.

Gratuitous selfie. Could I be productive now instead of posting everywhere? Sure. Will I? Absolutely not.

Might need to put blue lights in the crib.

02.03.2025 03:12 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No I did not forget my N95 w all these mfs breathing near me.
#pissed

01.03.2025 23:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can get w this

01.03.2025 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

May the force be with you

01.03.2025 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fr though, who are we going to #boycott next?
#resist

01.03.2025 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I don’t trust people who cannot sit with themselves. Go work that shit out, it is 2025, you can do therapy through texts if you desire.

01.03.2025 12:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#JT has 30 points at halftime against the Cavs. Put some respect on his name.
#JasonTatum #tatum #JT #JT0 #Celtics

01.03.2025 01:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching a raging trumpette w wild eyes talking about musk and fed layoffs is wild. It is truly terrifying.

25.02.2025 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have listened to #kendrick on the way to work almost daily since #gnx came out. Today it was #FreddieHubbard and #RedClay. (Kendrick in the shower though😂)

25.02.2025 13:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0