😂

dandy: "I didn't know Jesus had an age"
me: "yeah 33 that's your Jesus Age"
dandy: "oh, that's your Larry Bird year"

@dandyanderson.bsky.social

We should've been calling it Cuovid 19 after he killed all those people

You mean to tell me Dyke scored for the Pride at their Pride game during Pride month?

Likely thing for her to do I guess?

“I think I’m gonna do 2 gringos, girl” - @dandyanderson.bsky.social after saying they needed to “feed their need”

(we are ordering tacos)

we’re hoping for “emily dickinson’s sapphic ghost fc” 🤞

"The importance of someone being able to see me in this jersey and say, 'Oh, that's someone like me, and I can do that.'" ❤️

Tierna Davison opens up about being a queer woman on the USWNT and in the country right now 👏 (part 1/2 🧵)

📺 mibcourage.co/43v6Ghb

“Can we look up a short video on what my disorder is?” - @dandyanderson.bsky.social

“There comes a time and a place” - @dandyanderson.bsky.social

Ok cheekbones! Hbd mama @suze-63.bsky.social

Why is g**gle maps morally opposed to letting me walk to the G train from where I live

Just now finding out that Jesus had a brother named Joses

employers tell you to spend the company’s money as if it were your own and ok well i would not buy microsoft teams

Cheesus take the wheel

“I’m accidentally on surrealist pizza bean TikTok” - @dandyanderson.bsky.social

Andy Puddicombe sounds like the Geico gecko