Zach Mack

Better be more points than he’s racked up for me so far, I’ll tell ya what

How many fantasy points is it if a pop star writes a song about your team’s tight end’s member?

There is good television, there is fantastic television, and then there is the Always Sunny “dinner rehearsal” episode.

Missed opportunity to name the store Taco Bud, but I love this regardless!

Where are my fellow media-on-media heads at? Please clap.

Every single word in the sentence builds the incredulity until you get to the "Tina Brown" part

More like LOVE!

Coincidentally, Lake Champlain has an alewife problem

West coast of Lake Champlain?!

Haha ok so just joking but like what’s Trent Reznor’s regimen

a man is laying in a police car with the words tech noir on the bottom ALT: a man is laying in a police car with the words tech noir on the bottom

Anita Baker playing in the Lyft ride over to the last minute Nine Inch Nails show I just bought tickets to on a balmy September night

And wait, let me guess: Hokas!

WIG through the fishnets and PERM through the readings, I GLAM in the back of my DRAGULAAAAA

Absolutely wild news about the Piss Czar, really think he's taking it way too far at this point

Dan, YES!!!

The boys chat is blowing up this morning for salmorejo season. You absolutely love to see it!

One of the easiest ways to tell someone hasn’t lived in NYC very long is if they assume September is when hoodie season starts

There is a 70% chance I’m about to spill 16 quarts of sauerkraut in my car while trying to navigate the FDR. And it’s not even the weirdest thing that’s happened to me today!

MIND IS NOW REELING

The trend of SEO-able recipe names needs to end yesterday. I’m officially giving everyone permission to invent titles: No more “lemony, dilly, Greeky chicken.” Now it’s “Chateau Cosmo Grillade.” It’s “Charles River Surprise.” Pull your head out of your asses and let’s go!

Wow, I feel like these guys are going places!

Opening weekend for Inception with a packed house during the previews, a trailer comes on for a movie with people trapped in an elevator. Room is quiet enough to hear a pin drop, it looks good and suddenly: “From M. Night Shyamalan” bleeds on screen.

*Every* single person in the theater groaned.

Yeah, piss again...Like we pissed last summer
Yeah, piss again...Like we pissed last year

You say that as if mine didn't literally save my life yesterday!

It’s one of the hottest days of the year, so of course I’m thinking: “How about a walking omelette?”

Omg thoughts and prayers!

Only a select few ever ascend to this divine level of existence!

*dusts off top hat and monocle* say less

Oh wow, gildie girlies unite! Viewing party when?

Pairing this with the "I can haz Cheezburger" and an "FMLatte"