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๐Ÿ“ฑSocial Media Man on Sea of Thieves ๐Ÿ‘พFreelance in Game Dev ๐Ÿ†MCV/DEVELOP 30 Under 30 ๐ŸŽผ Occasional Songwriter ๐Ÿฆ‰Owl Enthusiast

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A photo of a sandcastle modelled to look like one of the Sea Forts from Sea of Thieves.

A photo of a sandcastle modelled to look like one of the Sea Forts from Sea of Thieves.

A painting of a pirate sailing a ship underwater. The pirate wears a mask that covers the lower half of their face, and the skin of their arms and legs that is visible has blue lightning-like lines running across it.

A painting of a pirate sailing a ship underwater. The pirate wears a mask that covers the lower half of their face, and the skin of their arms and legs that is visible has blue lightning-like lines running across it.

A screenshot of Sea of Thieves showing the player in a sword duel with another pirate on the yardarm of a ship.

A screenshot of Sea of Thieves showing the player in a sword duel with another pirate on the yardarm of a ship.

A real model of a Sloop from Sea of Thieves.

A real model of a Sloop from Sea of Thieves.

From a sand fort to a scale-model Sloop with little twinkly lights, we've got yet another batch of recent, inspiring fan antics for you in our latest Community Hub update: https://www.seaofthieves.com/community-hub

Tag your own antics with #BeMorePirate for a chance to be featured!

29.09.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two pirates are busy carrying a painting from a Sea Fort decorated in red banners as an angry skeleton gives pursuit.

Two pirates are busy carrying a painting from a Sea Fort decorated in red banners as an angry skeleton gives pursuit.

Members of our Community team will be setting course for Royal Crest Fortress on a Smugglers' Heist livestream from 1pm UTC tomorrow, Sep 30th. Tune in to see if they can get the painting, or if they fall foul of some more cunning art thieves...

๐Ÿ”ด https://twitch.tv/seaofthieves

29.09.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a great way to travel.

19.09.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's been fun! There are mixed reactions from classic Skate fans, but I personally think there's fun to be had.

19.09.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I will no longer be skating in the new Skate game.

I will be doing this and only this.

19.09.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
goldfinch

goldfinch

goldfinch #birds

11.09.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
110 FOV, the Smugglers' Heist and Immersive Audio: Sea of Thieves News September 11th 2025
YouTube video by Sea of Thieves 110 FOV, the Smugglers' Heist and Immersive Audio: Sea of Thieves News September 11th 2025

The seas at 110 FOV, info on The Smugglers' League's hectic Heist, imminent Embody Audio Immerse Audio options and more are contained in this latest wave of Sea of Thieves News! Drench your eyes and ears with all the latest details right here: youtu.be/s4GkR1MjVbU

11.09.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Three Long-tailed Ducks on water

Three Long-tailed Ducks on water

Long-tailed Ducks at Peedie Sea, Kirkwall in April #Birds #UKWildlife

11.09.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never once mentioned a specific candidate.

23.08.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lou the pigeon knows what you did. You need to work on yourself

Lou the pigeon knows what you did. You need to work on yourself

Lou saw what you did. Heโ€™s not judging you, but he DEFINITELY saw what you did ๐Ÿ‘€

#pigeonsky ๐Ÿชถ #birdsky

22.08.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Show me to the streets of Gotham, because opening Word to be greeted with an AI prompt box at the top has turned me into the Joker.

21.08.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
It's a famous quote from Kurt Vonnegut about computers. It goes: "I work at home, and if I wanted to, I could have a computer right by my bed, and Iโ€™d never have to leave it. But I use a typewriter, and afterwards I mark up the pages with a pencil. Then I call up this woman named Carol out in Woodstock and say, โ€œAre you still doing typing?โ€ Sure she is, and her husband is trying to track bluebirds out there and not having much luck, and so we chitchat back and forth, and I say, โ€œOK, Iโ€™ll send you the pages.โ€     

Then Iโ€™m going down the steps, and my wife calls up, โ€œWhere are you going?โ€ I say, โ€œWell, Iโ€™m going to go buy an envelope.โ€ And she says, โ€œYouโ€™re not a poor man. Why donโ€™t you buy a thousand envelopes? Theyโ€™ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.โ€ And I say, โ€œHush.โ€ So I go down the steps here, and I go out to this newsstand across the street where they sell magazines and lottery tickets and stationery. I have to get in line because there are people buying candy and all that sort of thing, and I talk to them. The woman behind the counter has a jewel between her eyes, and when itโ€™s my turn, I ask her if there have been any big winners lately. I get my envelope and seal it up and go to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and 2nd Avenue, where Iโ€™m secretly in love with the woman behind the counter. I keep absolutely poker-faced; I never let her know how I feel about her. One time I had my pocket picked in there and got to meet a cop and tell him about it. Anyway, I address the envelope to Carol in Woodstock. I stamp the envelope and mail it in a mailbox in front of the post office, and I go home. And Iโ€™ve had a hell of a good time. And I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and donโ€™t let anybody tell you any different.         

Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. Weโ€™re dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go do something. [Gets up and dances a jig.]"

It's a famous quote from Kurt Vonnegut about computers. It goes: "I work at home, and if I wanted to, I could have a computer right by my bed, and Iโ€™d never have to leave it. But I use a typewriter, and afterwards I mark up the pages with a pencil. Then I call up this woman named Carol out in Woodstock and say, โ€œAre you still doing typing?โ€ Sure she is, and her husband is trying to track bluebirds out there and not having much luck, and so we chitchat back and forth, and I say, โ€œOK, Iโ€™ll send you the pages.โ€ Then Iโ€™m going down the steps, and my wife calls up, โ€œWhere are you going?โ€ I say, โ€œWell, Iโ€™m going to go buy an envelope.โ€ And she says, โ€œYouโ€™re not a poor man. Why donโ€™t you buy a thousand envelopes? Theyโ€™ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.โ€ And I say, โ€œHush.โ€ So I go down the steps here, and I go out to this newsstand across the street where they sell magazines and lottery tickets and stationery. I have to get in line because there are people buying candy and all that sort of thing, and I talk to them. The woman behind the counter has a jewel between her eyes, and when itโ€™s my turn, I ask her if there have been any big winners lately. I get my envelope and seal it up and go to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and 2nd Avenue, where Iโ€™m secretly in love with the woman behind the counter. I keep absolutely poker-faced; I never let her know how I feel about her. One time I had my pocket picked in there and got to meet a cop and tell him about it. Anyway, I address the envelope to Carol in Woodstock. I stamp the envelope and mail it in a mailbox in front of the post office, and I go home. And Iโ€™ve had a hell of a good time. And I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and donโ€™t let anybody tell you any different. Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. Weโ€™re dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go do something. [Gets up and dances a jig.]"

Incredible quote from Team Cherry. Can't believe they make games like this

21.08.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 773    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
Hollow Knight Silksong

Hollow Knight Silksong

Apparently the Silksong devs were just being normal about it
aftermath.site/hollow-knight-...

21.08.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 282    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Why โ€˜Silksongโ€™ Took Seven Years to Make The highly anticipated indie game has been in production for so long that itโ€™s become an internet meme

BREAKING: Silksong will be out on September 4. Two weeks from today. Really.

Often, games that take 7+ years to make are plagued by mismanagement and painful burnout. But for Silksong? Team Cherry was having a blast. They still are.

This is their story: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

21.08.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9121    ๐Ÿ” 3019    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 142    ๐Ÿ“Œ 845
The Bubsy 4D announcement title slate.

The Bubsy 4D announcement title slate.

Megaton.

20.08.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
19.08.2025 07:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i lost it

17.08.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9461    ๐Ÿ” 1984    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Happy Season 17! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
#SeaOfThieves

15.08.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A menswear post up my alley, I am sat and ready.

16.08.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Obsessed with vintage Pateks with Breguet numerals

โ€” Mike Nouveau's Patek 96 on a period correct Gay Frรจres bracelet (IG mikenouveau)
โ€” Roni Madhvani's Patek 565 (IG roni_m_29)
โ€” Patek 570 at a recent Phillips auction (photo by IG johnbehalf)
โ€” Patek 2483J at Menta Watches

16.08.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1103    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Haters will say itโ€™s edited. #SoTShot

16.08.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lupin's tail curls into Frodo's. Their heads are off camera. Lupin's tail is black and white with gentle fuzzy stripes. He also has a black spot on his right side. Frodo's tail has a white too and is soft browns and greys. He has a white patch running down his spine.

Lupin's tail curls into Frodo's. Their heads are off camera. Lupin's tail is black and white with gentle fuzzy stripes. He also has a black spot on his right side. Frodo's tail has a white too and is soft browns and greys. He has a white patch running down his spine.

#Caturday ๐Ÿพ

16.08.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I have to vote for him in 2028 Iโ€™m allowed to throw up after.

16.08.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of Gavin Newsom's tweet that contains the California Republic flag.

A photo of Gavin Newsom's tweet that contains the California Republic flag.

I live in California and somehow I still always think "why is the bear missing a head" when I see this flag.

16.08.2025 07:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the Unnoficial Skyrim Patch video by Fredrik Knudsen.

A screenshot of the Unnoficial Skyrim Patch video by Fredrik Knudsen.

Skyrim modders know this is like Christmas.

15.08.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldnโ€™t say itโ€™s obsolete because you can tell when someone uses an LLM to write their social copies.

Quite frankly, if people who are in a professional position that requires copywriting and they need help from an LLM to complete the taskโ€ฆ Are they really qualified?

14.08.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI use Chat GPT and Claude for copywriting!โ€

Every time I scroll by the marketing subreddit a part of me dies.

14.08.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sea of thieves of thieves is a great game

13.08.2025 08:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love SoT of Thieves.

12.08.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

11.08.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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