Noah Gilbert

Pro tip:
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.

Starting a SCARED STRAIGHT style program where pro athletes visit high schools across America to make parents realize their kids have no chance

I don't know for certain if Jake Tapper would physically wither up and die if we all stopped paying attention to him, but I still think it's worth a try.

In Gaza, hospitals have collapsed. Babies ran out of formula. Clean drinking water is gone. Meanwhile, trucks filled with aid are waiting idle by the border. Instead of trying to do a Gaza real estate deal, Trump should press the Netanyahu government to open aid routes & stop starving Palestinians.

Remember when they wouldn’t let AOC be ranking member on Oversight because a medically fragile 74 year old didn’t want to give up power?

And then he died five months later?

Huge congratulations to His Holiness Pope Leo XIV, who has made history as the first American, and most importantly Chicagoan, to lead the Catholic Church!

Judge says 2-year-old US citizen appears to have been deported with ‘no meaningful process’ The girl was deported Friday with her mother to Honduras, despite her father’s efforts to keep her in the United States.

WTAF! Who in their right mind could ever be ok with this? Not to mention you can’t deport US citizens. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

what

this hyundai ev concept is the aesthetic i want in my electric car, i want to feel like a cyberpunk private detective with a drinking problem and an ex wife thats rooting for me

i am fascinated by the outright refusal of people in the professional political commentary class to just consider the possibility that there is no plan and that trump really is a braying idiot with the more acute case of narcissistic personality disorder on record

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

Coyote vs Acme has been acquired by Ketchup Entertainment for distribution!

The film stars Will Forte, John Cena, Lana Condor and Tone Bell.

Exactly 💯!!!

You're an Iranian intel officer. You've spent months perfecting a PDF that invisibly executes a keylogger on a low-level but highly cleared asset's private machine, which they're not supposed to be using for government work. Pete Hegseth adds you to a chat with the joint chiefs called BRUNCH BITCHES

i would drink a marxarita

AOC and Bernie in front of the rally crowd in Denver

Zoomed out crowd shot of 34,000 people in downtown Denver with Colorado mountains in the background

Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.

This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.

Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.

And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

the right's power has been built off the back of the willingness to kill and to threaten murder. this goes back decades, the crusade to repeal Roe had a legislative arm and it had a bunch of dudes willing to shoot or bomb clinics.

Meanwhile leftists go to prison for tweeting aggressively.

i'll fess up: for the last like fifteen years i despised Jesse Eisenberg on reflex. anytime he came up in a movie I'd say, nah, not for me, fuck that guy.

turns out i just hated Mark Zuckerberg so much my hate boomeranged around to Jesse. kinda a compliment to his acting when you think about it

Chuck Schumer is going out to meet swing voters where they live: in the upscale book stores of America's wealthy suburbs.

man when NATE SILVER gets it and you don't, holy shit

sick, semper tyrannis

cnn headline that states "Pope Francis is improving and is no longer in ‘imminent danger,’ Vatican source says"

"i lived bitch" meme

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The Seahawks just ruined my day

Kind of incredible that, btwn Doug Baldwin and Tyler Lockett, the Seahawks had arguably the two most underrated receivers of their respective generations.

Feel fortunate to have watched both for so long.

i don't know how to prove this in an academic sense but I've always believed a major reason the U.S. survived the first age of fascism is that we'd created Hollywood a little earlier and all our most charming narcissists had something better to do than politics

Breaking: Diana Taurasi has announced she is retiring from basketball, she told TIME.

when i say that there are people who care less about workers and their rights than they do the primacy of a masculinist blue collar identity politics, i am taking about people like sean o’brien

Another extraordinary exchange just now about "animus" in the court hearing on trasngender members of the military: