Sandy Tait

Whole turkey, roasties, sprouts, collard greens, gravy (so long as it's proper gravy), and whatever soft drink $4 will get me.

I know, it's truly horrifying.

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but The Inbetweeners finished airing 15 years ago :/

The SI forums should make for some interesting reading by tomorrow evening. #FM26

mugger: *points gun* your money or your life

me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix

mugger: no i mean-

me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital

a man sitting at a table with his hand on his chin Alt: The Most Interesting Man in the World shakes his head in despair.

It's just...

It's official - check the link.

Hahahahaha, this is so, so bad

The Steam reviews tomorrow are going to be brutal #fm26

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See, I was thinking that the lack of patches since Friday was because they were going full-steam on getting as much bug-fixing done for tomorrow's release... I was wrong. So very, very wrong.

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Fell out with an American friend who insisted that London had become a no-go ghetto full of shady immigrants kidnapping people in broad daylight and would not be persuaded otherwise.

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif

I see a lot of people in the replies overestimating the kind of workforce a parish council might have available to them, and/or the ability of that workforce to shimmy up a ladder 😂

It's not with the beta so I'm going to assume it'll come out with the release tomorrow. Although the existence of custom dbs already suggests that *some* people have been given early access to that, as well.

So, #FM26 release day tomorrow! I'm not expecting miracles, I'm not even expecting a finished game. But the regular updates throughout the early access window are encouraging, and I think what we'll have will be fully functioning and with all the major issues resolved. February update will be huge.

a man in a suit says what 's wrong with your people Alt: a man in a suit says what 's wrong with you people

Every time I visit my parents and use their loo...

I did think about putting an image with it the other way around, just to troll, but I'm glad I don't 😅

An image from the original 1891 patent for perforated toilet paper roll, showing the paper hung 'over'

In the wake of another result that's seen Spurs fans arguing about how big the problem is, *what* the problem is, and how we fix it, I want to remind everyone that there are always issues that we *can* all agree on...

The correct way round for the toilet paper roll.

It’s hard.
It’s fuckin hard to watch.
This sorry excuse for attacking play..

BUT
If you at this point are prepared to give up on Thomas Frank, if you call for his sacking, calm the fuck down!

10 games into PL, and we are 3rd.
He’s not a f’in miracle worker…

#COYS #SPURS

It might suck right now, but we are gonna have some team once everyone's available and fully match fit!

- Spurs fans since at least 1995.

What if we get Ange back as co-manager? 🤔

Small victories but seeing Cucurella shit himself did make me laugh! Go on Spence COYS

BE MORE PRAGMATIC!
Mourinho, Nuno, Conte
NOT THAT PRAGMATIC!
Ange
OKAY MORE PRAGMATIC AGAIN
Frank
NOT THAT... etc

And do a Danny Rose / Inverse Gareth Bale and switch to full-back?

That also works :D

Karma will catch up with them soon enough, when it decides to park in a river and then explode.

We're two countries away from making polio the second human disease to be completely eradicated, and those f'stains are going to bring it back. What in the actual f is wrong with them??

Happy 28th birthday to Champ Man 97/98. The game that introduced me to The Greatest Player That Ever Lived.

Arise ye, Sir Tommy of Svindal. Together we conquered the world.

Homer Simpson Floki Inu GIF Alt: Homer Simpson Floki Inu GIF

You're not wrong! :D