Haven’t heard from Teigny lately. Is he holed up in Khuzestan in desert attire with a suitcase of currency and a radio transmitter?
I wasn’t looking for cholera but cholera found me.
I looked on the Lowestoft bus.
I was looking for Linda but did Linda find me? Did she bollocks.
You were Lady Speyside
there was nothing that I Cardhu
It could be Teigny.
My test for the level of humiliation of a medical procedure is this: if you’d suggested it to Lord Kitchener, would he have had you flogged for impertinence?
Piratecore Seaman Hunters.
Thinking of getting a smart thermostat too.
Can’t believe the council doesn’t do it for free.
Yep, just done that. Got a proper fancy heat pump.
Think I might splash out on something self-indulgent, like replacing our roof lining.
America is a country that deliberately starts a war in the Persian Gulf and then gets surprised when oil prices rise.
In the old days it was ‘oh no, I’m Capulet and he’s Montague’ and now it’s ‘oh no, I’m gluten-free and he’s paleo’.
Mrs H has completed a potato-free third of a century so I guess she doesn’t mind.
Those two reunion Steely Dan albums don’t get much love but Two Against Nature is great.
‘Meet if you will, Dr Warren Krueger…’
You probably don’t want to be meeting him.
Fair point.
Chris Wilder: ‘We’ve had more chances than Norwich have tonight.’ #ncfc
Starting to think Clement is a tactical genius #ncfc
Same as when he wins tbf
What now?
Just seen the goals. Had the Spurs players been on a pub crawl?
Should really be An Gearasdan because naming towns after genociders is uncool.
Despite my parents, I don’t look very Geordie, but every other bloke in Fort William looked like me.
Oh Tottenham.
Bill Deedes was proper old school.
It occurs to me that I can’t name any national newspaper editor. Rusbridger? Hastings? Brooks? At some point I stopped caring.
Somehow I imagine David Fester is still in charge.
Was he the dad?
