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Jesus, I didn’t think it was that many!!

I guess this when you should expect a surprise intervention with a semi-circle seating of family, friends and members of the local church.

The Farmfoods offers for these loo rolls are banging to be fair.

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Really need to get back into doodling again.

Settled into bed for the last half of the filmed Kinky Boots. One would think I’m settling down to camp soft porn.

My gods, I totally would though. Without the angry woman in pink of course.

Cooking companion in the making

The unexpected event of sobbing my heart out twice to the filmed West End Kinky Boots. Before the first half ended.

Jaysus.

I thought this was an Olly Alexander promotion 😅

That would explain how he knew to make sure his muttons chops were out of view, when Ted was trying to take a photo 😭

Tbh, I feel the same with cheeky dick pics 😅

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When we’re done with you

Let them explode again!

I already need a pee.

And personality wise, everything we wanted out of a pair

For how orange they are under light and markings on their bellies, you’d think they were half-Bengals!

In reality, their mum is a black furred Yorkshire farm cat and their dad is a mystery 😅

Thankfully, I just had a pee. I’ll be here for a while.

Would’ve been hilarious if she did “concealing pregnancy” era of Dana though lol

I’m still pedantic to say novelisations of movies and TV shows don’t count 😅

Thankfully I haven’t seen any myself this year, it’s pretty cringe

While I love the choice of character, she’s not a bloody book character!!

The amount of kids dressed as Elphaba and Glinda for World’s Book Day.

Oh lords, innocent parents would be mortified with what the actual book entails if they bought a copy for their very age-inappropriate kids.

It at the very least, can be a harmful pipeline.

Have to agree. I had an anti-religious phase for a year or so when I was young, that developed into things like Islamophobia. I genuinely thought I was being progressive.

Thankfully that phase didn’t last long and I wised up, a lot.

Their personalities are getting stronger. And they’re getting bigger.

Ted disagrees and I respect that but

Surely I can’t be the only one who was initially entertained by Smosh, but now find them a clique who relies on a couple of leaders who happened to be in a some sitcoms, for a late-30s millennial existential grasp for online relevancy and a passable LA income?

Imposter!

We’ve all had a boy in our school year who wore shorts all year round.

Those NPCs were created for us to have the last laugh.

Just realised Ted’s vintage French mannequin legs looks like a stolen statue from Amsterdam’s penis museum.

They’re growing fast!