𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

*tower ;)

From People magazine: "Kate Middleton wears most dramatic tiara yet, skeletal remains found in drained swamp"

This...should have been two separate emails.

i mean. it's cool and all. but as an engineer, sadly there's a reason they look identikit and boring as hell

ain't no bloodletting like labour bloodletting

hmm

the roast turkey pringles... we are so back

how do you get through life being so po-faced

*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

🎺🎺🎺

marxism-popgirlism

🎶 eel vambo, coming to the rescue

(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby

The president of FIFA being so in thrall to that paedophile is really dark

Fondly reminded of this sign I cycled past near Stonehenge

All my legs gone

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

she is not a friend of spiders unfortunately, though after precisely 2 pints i am sufficiently fearless to wrangle them by hand

lmao

seeing a spider in my bedroom and yelling "guards, seize him!"

my God

that is mental

innit

making bigots fearful of publicly being bigoted is one thing but if we can make it embarrassing and cringe that's next best thing

if irish politics coheres around calling transphobia west brit nonsense it could save us

excerpt from the article featuring the sentence "two dads had a fight in a gingerbread house and one disgruntled employee reportedly told a visitor that "Santa's fucking dead"

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

fuckin' A

the thing all the discourse around Eurovision and Israel seems to miss is that: Russia got kicked out!! there is not only precedent, there is immediate and *still active* precedent. it’s the hypocrisy as much as anything

YouTube video by ecfcexeter Exeter City Chant: "CIDER"

Exeter City fans have a chant where they just sing the word “cider” to the tune of Amazing Grace. It might very well be the apex of English culture youtu.be/_fFocA4UsN0?...

Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good