𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲

@magnets.bsky.social

We're heavily into the world of magnets now

3,127 Followers 612 Following 9,762 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 day ago

every British guy between the ages of 38 and 52 has intense, borderline troubling nostalgia for some insanely unplayable looking Amiga game called like “Bonky’s Quest”

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2 hours ago

that “baby” yoda is an old man. it’s okay to kill him

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2 hours ago

dat's cinema

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2 hours ago

was going to say exactly this. i felt sick leaving the cinema

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3 hours ago

the 80s one also has Big Bertha, the bouncer at the Boom Boom Bar and she is iconic

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5 hours ago
Screenshot of a cartoon of a man with a red beard and a green flat cap, giving a wink beside a little heart. It reads "Welcome to Paddy Daddy. The dating app for people who fancy an Irish lad."


#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland Same winking man, with the question "Who's your Paddy?" and "Now. Are you the charmer, or the charmed?" with the options "I'm an Irish lad" and "I'm looking for an Irish lad". A message that reads "You've officially swiped the whole island. Paddy O'Handsome must be off getting his beard oiled - try your luck later! ☘️"

Friend found an ad for this new dating app and am 98% confident this somehow counts as a hate crime on this, the feast week of our Lord and Saviour Saint Patrick

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6 hours ago

Shouts out to makeup. “Your Face Looks Different If You Got It On” - makeup slogan

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6 hours ago
WSJ Apple News notification:
He earns $1,000 a job-and he's every car dealer's worst nightmare

The Car Dealer Wife Seducer

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6 hours ago

JESSE PINKMAN: IT’S HOLLYWOOD’S BIGGEST NIGHT, BITCH!

WALTER WHITE: That’s exactly right, Jesse.

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7 hours ago

sweet Jesus that's horrific

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8 hours ago
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10 hours ago

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my labyrinth
I stole your baby

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9 hours ago

This somehow explains the entire plot of the Metal Gear Solid series

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11 hours ago

Dominik Szoboszlai has scored more goals from direct free kicks than any team in the Premier League this season. His four free kick goals are 25% of the total direct free kicks scored in the competition.

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10 hours ago

I used to feel bad for Star Wars droids. People were so mean to them when they’re just lil guys doing their best, doing what they’re programmed to do.

Now that we have genAI, I get it. If ChatGPT had a metal body and followed me around, I’d probably try to nudge it into a ditch.

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18 hours ago

If you look back to the various consultations in the late 10s, Scottish Women’s Aid, Rape Crisis Scotland & others’ position was “we have no issues being trans inclusive and we’ve never seen any significant incidents as a result”. A wholly manufactured problem with predictable & disastrous results.

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9 hours ago

Liverpool should hire Ange Postecoglou. They’ve got the player quality his ideas need in the Premier League. He’s got the ideas that would unlock the potential of their players. It’d be like Vincent Kompany leaving Burnley for Bayern despite getting them relegated and actually being good.

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9 hours ago

i am of the opinion that this is a cosmic justice season and many forms of it happening at the same time. arsenal winning the title by playing evil football instead of losing beautifully, spurs taking so many points off of city it could cost them the title alone but also keeps them in the league

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10 hours ago

my own perspective on it is that the result is really funny so i am enjoying it on that basis

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10 hours ago

if you are gooner this is conceivably and possibly the funniest season i could ever imagine. levels of head loss come may could be absolutely astronomical

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10 hours ago

extremely funny subplot this season is how stinky liverpool have been

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10 hours ago

actually even funnier might be if the reason spurs stay up is the points they took off of man city. that would be just insanely funny. imagine offering spurs the choice at the start of the season of relegating themselves or giving arsenal the title. this is a true season of the Hater

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10 hours ago

"members should not be making health policy based on ideology" says the labour mp

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13 hours ago

Weird thing about the banknote furore: there is *nothing* more British than preferring animals to people.

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1 day ago
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12 hours ago

The thing about Spurs getting relegated is it's so funny I almost can't believe their fans don't find it funny too. They must do a bit. You'd have to have a heart of stone.

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10 hours ago

if the points differential comes down to those points that is one of the funniest things that has ever happened in football and, again I keep coming back to it, it is cosmic justice for That Game and Son's miss

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11 hours ago

One of the fascinating things about Starmer's Labour is that loads of governments say things that are untrue. They've pioneered the new thing of saying things that are untrue, but are also unhelpful to them personally.

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12 hours ago

Yes, that’s the issue. I’ve been trying to find a way to articulate this: to the extent that LLMs serve a purpose in education, it’s an indictment of the education system, not a praiseworthy feature of LLMs.

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1 day ago

i honestly can't stand seeing people say Gen AI is a disability aid because if it was a disability aid, they wouldn't be putting this much money into it

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