New Year, New Paul

Exactly, it can’t melt steal beams!

View of a city with sunset on a blue sky.

Also breaking:

OK so my suggestion is that instead of putting the oil price up, which everyone agrees is very alarming, you just make the barrels smaller but charge the same, and that won't cause nearly as much uproar. It's a clever little trick that I like to call "reduceflation"

Sam Denby, Amy Muller, Ben Doyle, and Adam Chase pose in a misty park.

the one and only Amy Muller returns

I’m sure they all have Robinhood accounts (the day-trader’s preferred brokerage, known for pushing high risk junk).

Rising gas prices? I’m gonna keep on biking in the car-free club!

Here’s the thing for me. There is a bunch of media that I enjoy that is problematic in one way or another. That’s my choice. But what I don’t do is deny that it is problematic. I have to deal with that and I have to be OK with other people not being OK with it. I don’t get defensive about it.

Team Lower Lower Manatoba

Indecisive.

This is me.

Game jam reality show cancelled as indies wouldn't put up with its s*** Last week a YouTube reality show about game jams starring several notable independent game developers was being produce…

Link to a write up here: www.eurogamer.net/game-jam-rea...

All data falls into two categories: spreadsheet or PDF.

Tom Brady ass dumbasses.

An orange cat in his bed with his eyes narrow but open.

Y’all need an orange cat:

Husky loaf

Husky loaf

idk it’s a husky loaf, maybe you needed to see a husky loaf right now

True North Strong and Free!

Thats up there with Bravo reality show as indicator of financial crimes.

Apocalypse Now

a screencap of the top of our linktree, showing that we have printed 1,015,299 whistles now

While I was doing my taxes, they passed 1,000,000 whistles shipped! I am just so proud of this group of internet strangers who decided to Just Do a Thing as hard as they could, and so grateful to all of you who helped us do it!

We're still shipping whistles! >>> whistlecoven.com

“155% tax rates for billionaires at home and 155mm for billionaire dictators abroad”

As I was writing all this, we did it. ONE MILLION WHISTLES (plus 9000 for good measure) shipped and into the hands of regular people who will distribute them in their communities to keep their neighbors safe. You could do that too. Just send a request to the email at the top of whistlegoblins.fun

As an Eagle Scout let me say: this is an incoherent position.
Allow all kids access to this wonderful institution

Minimum run speed is what matters. Like power walk, sure but running 10 miles at 10-12 minute pace might fail me alone. If a 18 minute a mile power walk counts then it’s not bad at all.

It’s a lot easier if you can break it up and power walk. Jog at like 12-15 minute miles feels acceptable to me but others may disagree.

Yeah, i think this is the ticket. You need to do the run with limited beer impact then you can space the beer and tacos out to be okayish.
Wake at 7: 3x taco, run.
10 am: 2x beer 2x taco
11-7 22 beers in 20 hours with less than hourly taco. Do extra beer every 3rd hour to leave room for nap.

Yo, @markwarner.bsky.social and @kaine.senate.gov what are you doing to stop this Nuremberg Law style BS to harass and torment trans Americans?

vindictive, vicious cruelty designed to humiliate and criminalize every trans person in kansas

horrifying fascist shit reminiscent of the runup to the literal holocaust

This is pretty bleak and I’m tired of arguing with my neighbors about shadows or parking when numerous states simply do not want people like me to exist