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guys this is gonna sound like a stupid question but when you get a brain freeze, where do you normally feel it

I love my therapist. I pretended to gaslight her today and she laughed like it was the funniest shit she'd ever heard. I love a captive and engaged audience

jarvis, make the water I drink come out of my piss hole instead of my asshole

reblogged a supernatural gifset on tumblr dot com AND dick cheney is dead nature is healing

hey genuine question. are you NOT greenscreened in

did you guys know the inside of your bladder can be itchy

I wish I had started a youtube channel in 2006 instead of being 8 years old

days without a seizure: zero :(

just spent four days in the hospital getting a liter of water pumped into my veins every hour and unfortunately my skin looks incredible now so maybe there's some merit to the "drink a bunch of water to clear your skin" school of thought

can't believe the current administration thinks my mom caused my autism by taking tylenol while she was pregnant with me. everyone knows she caused it by being an autistic woman and having children with a man who definitely has Something going on up there

I love when my mom comes to visit. she thinks I'm the funniest bitch on earth and spends the whole visit telling me I should do standup/crowd work. unfortunately she and her partner are just a very easy audience but the thought is there

I don't understand why people are like "you can say that online but you'd never say that to my face" who said that? do you think I don't mean the shit I say? standing up is challenging for me so when I do stand, it's on BUSINESS. I'll say it online and dox you so I can say it to your face too

my partner does not understand why I keep asking him when the Amazon order is supposed to get here. aside from the fact that he has not answered a single time, my new youtube machine charger is in there! what am I gonna do, watch youtube on my phone? that's where the ads live dude

hey wtf do you mean we're already halfway through september. huh? it was july yesterday

sorry she wasn't perfect she was too busy revolutionizing handheld gaming

god forbid a bad bitch have curves

I'll say it. society peaked when we had the original ds

there are no words in any language to express how envious I am of people who can laugh as hard as they want with no consequence to their physical health

perhaps you're right 🤔 third time IS the charm, after all,,,,,,,,,,

thanks! I was actually born twice. it's been downhill ever since

me

they gotta stop making the character I most relate to a villain/anti-hero or I just might develop a Complex about it

no he just kills them because they kill people. the chopping up is more for ease of transport than anything

been watching a lot of Dexter clips lately and all I'm gonna say is. if I had been allowed to watch it when it aired I would have definitely known I'm autistic before my 20s

here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone

do YOU even love you???

my partner is getting really into technoblade's content rn. unfortunately I had to let him know he's approx four years too late 💔

no dude it's awesome you get to kick their ass and flex your youth on em

"how do I explain lesbians to my kids" and "the internet needs to be censored so my stupid kid can be on it" is cut from the same root in that some parents just fucking hate the idea of needing to interact with their kids in any way and want them to just bang on the ipad and shut the fuck up