Dave Hageman

Car ad for the Avanti, ca. 1988

Time to bring back the Avanti.

Six weeks ago—

“Pentagon Strips Harvey Milk’s Name From Navy Vessel”

Which sellout, spineless institution/person is going to unironically suggest a 3/5 compromise?

never forget and not in the corny 9/11 sense. Literally never forget what they're doing to your neighbors in your communities

a man in a pink shirt is talking to a group of elderly people in a room . Alt: Pillboi from “The Good Place”

And he looks like Pillboi

a man in a pink shirt is talking to a group of elderly people in a room . ALT: a man in a pink shirt is talking to a group of elderly people in a room .

Pillboi-ass looking motherfucker

Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm saying “I brings the ruckus to the ladies”

The only Leon I respect. #Crew96

Not necessarily germane, and I can’t explain it, but Peter Thiel looks like a yellow wax bean.

Image of old-timey liniment bottles sitting in front of a brick wall.

Medicaid recipients are going to be forced to rub liniment on all of our currency if they want to maintain their coverage.

This motherfucker won’t even get on the subway

Reads like a drunken first draft of my academic writing

I wish we could’ve had taco trucks on every corner but getting paid to do drugs is pretty good too I guess

More big guys in little cars, fewer little guys in big trucks.

Universal healthcare
Abolish ICE
Free higher education and vocational training
Abolish private prisons
Get rid of qualified immunity and civil assets forfeiture
Government-run grocery stores in food deserts
Cap interest rates on credit cards and loans
$20 minimum wage
Etc.

With god all things are possible

Mine starts college in 3 weeks

Tailgate of a concrete company pickup truck. The motto “Finishing with Christ” is written diagonally across it.

Finishing with Christ

I’ve not seen penalties this bad since Spain on Sunday.

Deja vu

Schulte needs to redeem himself in this shootout for #Crew96.

Also, as we speak there’s reports of ICE staking out the stadium before tonight’s #Crew96 game. Never ever listen to anyone claiming sports aren’t inherently political.

Move to Euro schedule = return of long sleeve kits

I’ve said it before but if these CEOs were serious about AI replacing workers, they should start with themselves. AI CEOs don’t call bullshit meetings or sexually harass the office staff either.

It is pretty noticeable that even as mainstream opinion on Israel and Gaza finally shifts, you don’t hear the Responsible Adults apologizing for punishing all the college kids protesting the atrocities. Quite the opposite in fact!

My variation on a Pimm’s cup

#UpTheLasses

Now I wasn’t exactly the arbiter of cool in my late teens/early twenties but I recall Puffy always being something of a doofus.

Sweet Innocent Little Cherub: “What did you do during The Decline, grandpa?”

Grandpa: “I lifted weights to try to appeal to the ‘manosphere.’”

SILC: /dies of dysentery in a hovel in a bombed-out husk of NYC

Ryan Walters' TV displayed "nude women" during a meeting. Now he's blaming the media. The Oklahoma schools chief who crusades against smut now faces an investigation into his own explicit screen time

Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma schools chief who wants bibles in the classroom and Christianity taught to kids, just got caught watching adult content.

On his work computer.

During a Board of Education meeting.

Read that again.

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/ryan-walte...