@hesster56.bsky.social
Middle aged geek dad, he/him, trying to be funny and supportive. Loves comics, movies, LEGO, Battletech, and food.
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Rob Zombie!
12.10.2025 18:03 β π 13 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
Comic Panel one. Stick finger singing, "Raindrops on rose/ And whiskers on kittens." Panel two. Same stick figure holding pot and singing, "Bright copper kettles leave/ ...Flakes on my mittens!?" Panel three. Same figure still holding pot and singing, "Hey, these are stone with a copper veneer!" Fourth panel. Same stick figure has put down pot and is singing, "I've been bamboozled by Ea-NΔΕir!"
Ea-NΔΕir's perfidy seems eternal!
12.10.2025 00:39 β π 1002 π 225 π¬ 20 π 7I am fury.
12.10.2025 16:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pro wrestling is good, dammit.
12.10.2025 15:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs one of those great βwe had to be so cheap on our practical effects that theyβll always look disgustingβ movies.
12.10.2025 14:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hessβs Law means that Trump and co placed at least 274 agitators and rioters into the crowd.
Remember: every GOP accusation is a GOP confession.
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
11.10.2025 23:14 β π 7264 π 4158 π¬ 5 π 141A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
11.10.2025 20:49 β π 3294 π 638 π¬ 31 π 41Itβs Morbinβ tron
11.10.2025 20:58 β π 48 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)
Letβs
Go
Buy
Toblerones
Cosmo and vegeta "We gotta kill them format of meme"
25.12.2024 07:23 β π 49 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0God itβs likely, isnβt it?
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Statler and Waldorf from the muppets show balcony but they have Taz and Excalibur heads from AEW
I mean this as the absolute highest of compliments:
11.10.2025 09:27 β π 60 π 10 π¬ 1 π 1Always been a fan, man. Glad to have you here, even better having you on the commentary desk.
11.10.2025 13:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING: Look at this.
A new crypto account was opened yesterday morning.
30 minutes BEFORE Trump's announcement of 100% tariffs on China, it added a huge multi-million dollar levered Bitcoin short position, per YF.
The market dumped.
The trader made +$192 million in two hours.
Unusual.
Used to be a place in town that did a pizza with gorgonzola, dried cherries, and balsamic. It was amazing.
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11.10.2025 00:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
Meanwhile in #Portland
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An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text Heβs genuinely an idiot. GUNNER OLSZEWSKI on Cam Skattebo
All-time social media graphic from ESPN
10.10.2025 13:54 β π 1515 π 213 π¬ 15 π 32I said "doc, whaddya mean I got autism?" Doc says "well, you were circumcised, we're ya?" I go "yeah, so what?" He says "well there you go! Circumcisions lead to autism." I said "doc, I know people say that I think with my pecker, but this is ridiculous!"
09.10.2025 21:19 β π 18 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0bsky.app/profile/dsoa...
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World Mental Health Day.
10.10.2025 12:43 β π 392 π 132 π¬ 3 π 0I am a damnΓ¨d fool.
10.10.2025 02:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs the Dart era. My Giants are good again.
Okay, probably not, but letβs go big blue.
Republicans- "homosexuality is a sin and should be punishable by death!"
Also Republicans- "I should have a harem of young male concubines!"
John Carpenterβs The Royal Tennebaums
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