Rachel ✨

This shoulda been the Bills.

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Me calling it gif (jif) with a soft g.

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Extremely great first day of mercury retrograde!!!!

(Very close family friend has a mass on his brain that is being biopsied later this week, one month shy of achieving a life goal milestone that’s had to be abandoned now.)

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

I fear this wicked hype is gonna make me do a glee rewatch 😞

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes

John Green’s crusade to make the world “suck less” Tuberculosis is still the world’s top killer. The author has a plan to fight back.

I really enjoyed this interview with @vox.com about why I continue to be broadly in favor of humans.

www.vox.com/future-perfe...

Nobody talks about how special it is to hear somebody’s voice for the first time in more than a decade.

Anyway. Last night was cool.

Government name of the British white man we stan

Hi friends!

I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.

The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

And lil 10 year old me was there on opening day.

(Don’t @ me we didn’t know she was bad then!!!!)

My feeds were just people complaining about Netflix and talking about it and I’m like ….did you care about this sport in any other capacity 24 hours ago? Because I bet you didn’t!!!!

I was binging the OC instead 😉

A really cool thing about sports is you don’t have to watch them at all if you don’t actually care.

Yes this is me being a hater. I didn’t care about boxing yesterday. I don’t care about it today. I won’t care about it tomorrow.

I know you from retweet this.

(is that anything? am I helping?)

Stansky (pronounced “stan-skee”)

But did you find my (possibly maybe future??) stan account? That’s the real test 😂

Hiding in plain sight

Hey guys how do I find my friends on here

The commitment to the bit is top tier.

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, int...

The Onion has purchased InfoWars.

- I bought a Vespa earlier this year, fulfilling a childhood dream.
- I’m an only child and ask “is this siblings?” a lot
- I started playing with legos this year. They’re fun!

And I think that’s all for now.

I’m also on Threads. Same @ as here.

- cryptids and cults
- tattoos
- cats (I have two. they are my children. yes I will post photos)
- mothman is my lord and savior
- I like board games
- I have weird/sometimes dry humor
- I’m an active pickleball player and I’m a (slow but active) runner
- I like fantasy stories

- Baking (cupcakes, cookies, decorating)
- TV (comedies, sitcoms, doctor who, the good place, parks and rec, taskmaster, dropout)
- Music (the killers, the 1975, pop punk/emo)
- Live music especially, and traveling for it! (Traveled across the country multiple times for different artists)

Hello friends and new followers!

For those who don’t know me:
I’m a WV’ian at heart who’s currently living in southern Indiana.

Here’s a list of things I enjoy:

During this move from The Bad Place I’m on the hunt for friends in this online space. Things I enjoy:

I’ve had one of these for like a year I’ve just rarely used it 😂😂😂

I made it last year when E*** tried to make it so we could only see like 100 tweets in a day or something stupid

The onion : here’s why I decided to buy infowars.

This is not parody. I mean, it is, but they actually did do it. theonion.com/heres-why-i-...

Can I be the secretary of something in the government?

Idk what. But I think I’d be good at it.

More friends finally navigating over here??? Any excuse to get me off the bird app at this point.