Steve Doherty

I jiggle when I dance. Also best not for anyone’s attention.

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

*crosses dancing gigilo off “career options” list*

How did Matt Berry get on as Oscars announcer? I’ve not heard any clips.

You could always listen to the radio, Kirsty. #TheArchers

Drove you Chevy to the levy but the centre was cold.

Scientists have discovered a tenth circle of hell.

Don’t ask me! We had a great time. Live salsa band at a village hall in the Conwy valley. Fantastic!

Been out dancing, lads.

I should do more dancing!

Nigel Farage regrets running 'bankrupt' Worcestershire Council The Reform UK leader says he wishes the party

“Farage has said he wishes the party "hadn't bothered" to take minority control of Worcestershire County Council, because of its financial problems”

V much summing up his approach to power.
Grifting and gobshiting - yes please.
Hard work and responsibility - god no.

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Identity of infamous street artist Banksy 'uncovered' following investigation Graffiti artist Banksy's identity has long been the subject of speculation after his artworks popped up on the walls of buildings across the UK decades ago

In *2018* I had a bit in my show about my mother revealing who Banksy was, because she knew HIS mum: 'oh yes, Mrs Gunningham's boy'. Here, a major news agency claims to have 'uncovered' this data nearly a decade after Margaret Watson broke it.

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Yes. It was a gamble by all the stakeholders. Personally, framing it as Norton but with Claudia would have been fine with me. But producers like changing things, right? But chatting about the colour of the sofa? I mean … what did they cut out?!

This is, sadly, bang on the money.

I’m asking this kindly and with respect but please stop presenting [frankly] perfectly ordinary radio programmes like you’re presenting THE MOST IMPORTANT PODCAST IN HISTORY.

I love her (obviously) and I want it to work.

Charming… oh yes. The sofa is doing a lot of the work. The guests are VERY good but could *almost* be there, alone.

“Into which we don’t pass solids”

I hate to say it but … a smidge over-produced.

Winkleman jury out.

#Sorry

All I’m saying is that places with “gender neutral” toilets are places with, basically, much nicer toilets.

Men behave better in toilets they think women might use next. And I’m all for that.

This Sunday is Mothering Sunday! If your mother's no longer around it can be hard. I will as usual be reading out the names of our Remembered Mums/Mams/Moms from halfway up this beauty - the Ashton Memorial in Lancaster. If you'd like me to read out your Mum's name, PLEASE reply with #Mums26 ❤️ 👑

I realise this is far from the most important aspect of this report. But still.

Don’t cancel it because then you have to give people their money back.

Should have turned left at Albuquerque

Massive prick behaves like massive prick shocker.

Some of the most pointless words ever committed to digital paper.

Tl;dr: she’ll like it if she finds it funny.

I apologise for the swearing.

Hang on. No… no, I don’t.

A day return rail fare from north Wales to Manchester now costs fifty fucking quid.

Only the best for Bob.

Heee-yah!