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White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...

“The discoloration on the president’s hand is superficial and no cause for worry—in fact, it is probably one of his healthiest anatomical regions,” said White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/

People keep insinuating that I would be a Dragon type trainer since I'm attracted to D&D dragons- WRONG 😤

I've been a lover of Bug type Pokemon since I was 14 and first met Venipede in X/Y!!! Here's my latest team 🥰

I love when cats lay like horses. Does this make sense

Never misses

Harrison Ford says Troy Baker’s performance as Indiana Jones is proof that you don't need AI to replace actors

“You don’t need artificial intelligence to steal my soul. You can already do it for nickels and dimes with good ideas and talent. He did a brilliant job and it didn’t take AI to do it”

I still consider this one of my best videos ever, how will I top this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_lY...

EVERY MARVEL RIVALS QUICK MATCH EVER

Keith Wasserman: Does anyone have access to private firefighters to protect our home in Pacific Palisades? Need to act fast here. All neighbors houses burning. Will pay any amount. Thank you.

“Will pay any amount.”

Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.

Shit is going to get really bad, y'all.

Please understand this.

We went to a kid-friendly murder mystery tonight and someone brought their baby. 13yo was keeping notes on who he thought the murderer was, and at the bottom of the page it just said BABY, all caps, huge letters, circled and underlined.

guy on phone, dog laying nearby:ΥEAΗ ΤΗE VASECTOMY WENT GREAT OF COURSE I STILL HAVE MY BALLS HA HA *dog is increasingly aware of the conversation* YEAH IT'S ACTUALLY A FAIRLY SIMPLE PROCEDURE. I FEEL GREAT *later that night, dog suffocates man in bed with pillow*

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Good morning, Bluesky Friends! 🗽💙 🌊

Happy 62nd Birthday to Ralph Fiennes 🎂

A six-panel cartoon titled "real and implied birds". In the two panels in the top row, there's a rough legged-hawk sailing through the sky, next to a smooth legged hawk, which has smooth human legs. In the second row, there's a great-crested flycatcher looking dapper, next to an ok-crested flycatcher that has just a slightly less nice crest. In the third row, there's a mountain chickadee standing up on stones, next to a valley chickadee peeking out from a dip between stones. In the fourth row, there's a least bittern standing in some reeds, next to a most bittern that is enormous and stomping through a city, with people running in fear, helicopters overhead, and an overturned car on fire.

Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.

Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

SQUIRREL GIRL NO

Jesse Pinkman approaches Walter White and says "you Mr. White" He opens his sketchbook to show Ken Penders-like drawings of him and Walt. He says "I drew us as Sonic OCs." Walt furrows his brow, becomes very intense and says "Jesse..."

#Balatro is now rated 18+ 🃏

The game's creator fires back:

"Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"

Look at the lil kitty maaaow~ #monkeywrench

I just saw an obituary headline for a bacteriologist described as “a giant in his field” and I’m like of course have you seen how small bacteria are?

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

The past 10 Game of the Year winners at #TheGameAwards

What's the best game here? 🎮

Swen Vincke, director of larian games, at The Game Awards, giving a speech before handing out the game of the year award

-shows up wearing ceasefire pin
-talks about how the art and magic of games comes from the creatives and devs
-denounces the games made for quotas and in boardrooms
-takes a shot at TGA about giving proper airtime to creatives
-doesnt name drop any celebs

forget the awards, this guy wins hearts man

a fox being buffeted by a very windy snow storm

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It's official! The Unexpectables are going to @animedetour in our first group convention appearance! Join us MAR 28-30 for panels, autographs, meet-n-greets and a special LIVE Unexpectables Game!