“The discoloration on the president’s hand is superficial and no cause for worry—in fact, it is probably one of his healthiest anatomical regions,” said White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
People keep insinuating that I would be a Dragon type trainer since I'm attracted to D&D dragons- WRONG 😤
I've been a lover of Bug type Pokemon since I was 14 and first met Venipede in X/Y!!! Here's my latest team 🥰
I love when cats lay like horses. Does this make sense
Never misses
Harrison Ford says Troy Baker’s performance as Indiana Jones is proof that you don't need AI to replace actors
“You don’t need artificial intelligence to steal my soul. You can already do it for nickels and dimes with good ideas and talent. He did a brilliant job and it didn’t take AI to do it”
I still consider this one of my best videos ever, how will I top this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_lY...
EVERY MARVEL RIVALS QUICK MATCH EVER
“Will pay any amount.”
Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
Shit is going to get really bad, y'all.
Please understand this.
We went to a kid-friendly murder mystery tonight and someone brought their baby. 13yo was keeping notes on who he thought the murderer was, and at the bottom of the page it just said BABY, all caps, huge letters, circled and underlined.
🐍
Good morning, Bluesky Friends! 🗽💙 🌊
Happy 62nd Birthday to Ralph Fiennes 🎂
Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
SQUIRREL GIRL NO
#Balatro is now rated 18+ 🃏
The game's creator fires back:
"Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"
Look at the lil kitty maaaow~ #monkeywrench
I just saw an obituary headline for a bacteriologist described as “a giant in his field” and I’m like of course have you seen how small bacteria are?
Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
The past 10 Game of the Year winners at #TheGameAwards
What's the best game here? 🎮
-shows up wearing ceasefire pin
-talks about how the art and magic of games comes from the creatives and devs
-denounces the games made for quotas and in boardrooms
-takes a shot at TGA about giving proper airtime to creatives
-doesnt name drop any celebs
forget the awards, this guy wins hearts man
IT
FUCKEN
WIMDY
It's official! The Unexpectables are going to @animedetour in our first group convention appearance! Join us MAR 28-30 for panels, autographs, meet-n-greets and a special LIVE Unexpectables Game!
