The Italy fan using a Moka pot as a noisemaker in the stands at the WBC is my spiritual pal.
We should never ever forget why they did it
Top gun is on again people
Most of my adult autonomy has been leveraged to eat breakfast foods afternoon and rarely utilized for what I’d assumed (dessert [cake, pie, milkshakes, etc] for breakfast).
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
brb buying apparel from my alma mater to tuck into my pants at a networking event (private)
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?
When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that?
And then they grew up to be even worse?
Gotta point out here that this is another nail in the coffin for treating social media as a proxy for man-on-the-street interviews.
Tonight the country will be watching, President Trump. You have an opportunity to really turn things around. All it takes is that you act in a way fundamentally opposed to the core of your being,
so what happens to all the collected tariff money?
"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter
And after all that, the Pitt/Cruise AI fight scene appears to have been just digital BG and face replacement on multi-angle green screen reference videos of two real live human stuntees fighting.
In other words, like most AI hype — it was a con. www.shokunin.studio/blog/2026/2/...
Coworker Laid Off Solely For Performance-Related Reasons Warns AI Coming For Everyone https://theonion.com/coworker-laid-off-solely-for-performance-related-reasons-warns-ai-coming-for-everyone/
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
skeleton: behold my figure, ass on display at flattering angle, headfirst downhill like a gravity-fed demon, brave
luge: whole body's a double chin, flying gooch-first, prisoner of sport, corpse-like pose
Even for this lunatic this is wild stuff
update: you'll be shocked at how much this did NOT work
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
I have long been praying at the Temple of Tim Barnes.
From today’s That’s Marvelous newsletter: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/170-gamblers...
TOMORROW IN ST. LOUIS!
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Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...
This Saturday in St. Louis!
I'm bringing my critically-acclaimed one-person improv show, CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS, to the Greenfinch Theater & Dive for ONE NIGHT ONLY!
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they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
When the NRA finds out that a citizen was shot and killed by Federal troops merely because he was carrying a gun, there is going to be hell to pay. This is the exact scenario they have been warning us about! These are the jack-booted government troops from which we need unfettered liberty!
ICE attempted to order local police from the scene of the Minneapolis shooting, but the police chief refused and instructed his officers to preserve the crime scene.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
