Zack Stovall

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

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No.

screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

I'm not a West Wing obsessed lib or anything but the more I see pictures of this the more fucked up I think it is. It's like he cut off one of the hands of the Lincoln memorial with an angle grinder so he could add a big gun to it.

i know so many unemployed journalists with real talent

I hate getting the error screen because I forgot the land acknowlegement

Government by 12-year-olds

in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable

fellas is it gay to live in a city

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Not wrong.

Wow he can be expelled from university for this

One Battle After Another ruled.

Wife is listening to the new Taylor album like she’s gotta break a code to prevent a submarine from firing on a coast somewhere

People really watch something called “Gutfield!” instead of Shohei Ohtani, and I think that’s the real masculinity crisis in this country.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

It’s like I always say: Arkansas is a lovely town.

As an Arkansas fan, I’m lieu of a fourth quarter speech, Pittman should just go to the other sideline have this chat with Notre Dame. This whooping feels trite, hack even.

Arkansas defense rn

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FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN
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finally some news that speaks to me

This is easy: Henry VIII was the original Arkansas booster and this is a renewal of the Anglican-Catholic split. If Notre Dame wins, nobody in Arkansas can get divorce for a year.