Manda bear 🧸 🔜 MCFC

Carne asada tacos I NEEEEEEED youuuu

So excited for GOAT to some out.. Noah fence but I’m not the biggest fan of zootopia, the world is cool af but fuuuuck I’m so over type A women X type B man ‘romance’ yawnn (I just don’t like their dynamic lol)

#birdbot

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Have you?

homoquartz Follow i've warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises. as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it's just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we're small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, "i'm not here to hurt you. here's something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we're on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i'm being light-hearted and non-threatening right now." small talk isn't to get to know a person. it's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it. the owl shit When I was a kid and would go hiking with my dad and sibling on vacation, every time we would pass another group, my dad would do the smile and nod and "hey". And then after we'd turned a corner, he would say more quietly, "I must make friendly social noises so they do not eat my young" and my sib and I would crack up laughing. Gotta remember that we're mammals under it all.

leveled up with this explanation, cos as an autistic person i pride myself on reacting appropriately to animals, to signal harmlessness, so why wouldn't i want to do this for human animals?

never occurred to me to stop listening to the words and instead recognise the BEHAVIOUR.

Oh god he’s on snowzempic

Drunk Cedar Waxwing!

This actually happens when they eat overripe berries that have ethanol in them!

Lmaoo they did end up firing him, they wanted me to come in this mon+tues to take his shifts, any other week I would, but I have v important plans this week !!

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You!! (Also looks so good!)

Self laminating is fine I guess

Apparently the office max can’t laminate badges anymore I’m so

Hhhh coworker showed up drunk as fuck yesterday, idgaf if you’re under the influence, as long as you can do your job, but he was like stumbling and fucking up orders and then he decided to be a fuckin asshole.. they sent him home but didn’t fire him??? GIVE ME HIS SHIFTS GOD DAMMIT

Who the hell is in charge of selecting panels at MCFC .. the BIPOC panel got rejected while the cons IN DETROIT and ITS BLACK HISTORY MONTH boooooo I say booooooo

I'll be at MotorCity Furcon ONLY AS a Drunken Doodles charity artist this year! No AA or DD for me but I love to raise money for a good cause and get ripshitted while doing it

Rrrrrr had a dream that someone was cuddling up to my stomach with their head on it, listening to the sounds it makes hhhhh 😳
Didn’t know I needed that…

There’s gonna be an early screening of GOAT on Saturday but I gotta work NOOOOOO 😭

#birdbot

Plushie fuckers unite

Related but I’m still devastated that Tuca and Bertie got axed TWICE… I want more seasons 😭😭

PEEPEE!

happy black history month to Ken sample, thank u for inventing the fursona.

If wishes were fishes …

We eating tiny trees for dinner tonight, boys

I don’t remember what I was exactly dreaming abt but it was a stress dream where I had to fight off something and I guess I wasn’t fully immobilized in my sleep and I knocked over my laptop I have on a stool next to my bed 😓
I also dreamed abt fixing it but it was on the ground when I woke up lolol

Catches them in this..

a digital art sequence of a shiny scolipede who's won best in show. the prize is a lifetime supply of bug horse feed, which they quickly devour all at once. parts of the sequence include scoli shoving their face into a feed bag, chugging water from a barrel causing their stomach to round out & sag, & getting so fat they can't move. their belly bulges out from under their shiny carapace, pressing against their little legs. in the final image, they're shown sitting back on their butt, their belly so enormous that their front feet can only rest on top of it, useless. the ribbon they won has been affixed to their giant belly, an object of pride.

the prize for "best in show" was a lifetime supply of bug horse feed. somebody probably should've told them they're not supposed to eat it all at once...
#weightgain #furrywg #pokemon #scolipede #fatscolipede

Vore but in an evil “now you can’t leave me” way 😈