I DONT WANNA BE A PWINCESS IM AWWEADY A ROYAL FAILURE
auww... i don't wike papewwowk...
I've never experienced adoption before... I would be ever so very grateful to be given such opportunity!
I'm ƎNA!
] THEYRE BOTH?HER ???
they'we all mad at me because i lied......
Thank you kindly, goodly sir!
[ Face scrunching up like she's going to cry again ]
[ Staring at it for a few moments, ]
... What's my forecast?
Understood!
[ Holding perfectly still like a statue ]
? What are you doing 😊?
May I request for your name, my plum-pigmented pal?
I'm really perfectly alright, but you have my most sincerest of thanks! Your helpfulness is humbly appreciated.
] Yeah I Bet.
[ . . . Not entirely sure why she did this in the first place but she's not stopping? ]
] haha. she keysmashed the word ass
Ah! Is that truly so...?
i'm no good at having fun... i wuin EVEWYTHING.....
Well, fun is often quite the elusitive experience, isn't it?
n( sniffle ) nnoooo... evewyone awways YEWWS at me...
[ Immediately pacified? However instead of crying she bites its hand. Gently. Like a kitten ]
,
[ Face slooowly scrunching up like a small child about to cry ]
What do I do?
... ouh... i don't know... i don't do ANYTHING... im too USEWESS...
That would be myself!
I thought it would be most effective to provide solidifiable proof!
[ Making this noise virtually unprompted ]
[ Mirroring his shrug. ]
Hmm? Was it something I said?
[ Sitting back up abruptly and without warning ]
Please accept my humblest apologies for such an outburst!
[ Absolutely fucking devastated, ] THEY'WE GOING TO SEND ME TO HELL BEFOWE I DIE.
. . . I've never visited! I ought to begin studifying the language!
