Rusty Lemur

State rights!*

*but only if republicans control the state

The leader of the free world should be antifa AF

EVANGELICALS BE LIKE: "Oh Lord, please let our pedophile get away with it... but what even is a pedophile? Isn't childhood just a social construct? Remember Mary? - [everyone praying over trump] @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

Must be tough realizing that your hero is caught up in a child rape scandal and very clearly knew what was going on and did nothing except protect and cover up for the ring leaders.

It appears that there IS a reason for a cover up.

I am a liberal who frequently votes for democrats, and the senate just demonstrated why I make that distinction.

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Love this

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Spell it out: Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). It is food for those in need. And this republican administration is fighting in court to halt those benefits even though a lower court said it was okay to continue the program during the shutdown. Think about that.

He’s not all there.

He’s a few cards short of a deck.

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

He’s a ballroom without a dance floor.

What are some more?

He’s just resting his eyes

Making poor houses great again

Remember the Republicans control all three branches of government. If they can’t pass the legislation, it’s because they are inept at governing. The gears of democracy need grease and motion—not an empty house chamber and a monkey wrench lodged in the teeth.

Trump and his enablers are on every ballot until they are all voted out of office

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Midterm is coming

We’re just in the opening pages of the dreaded sequel toTanking The Economy

As long as you remain silent and don’t demand accountability, our government can kill anyone they want to and claim they were a drug smuggler or terrorist. *That* is terrifying.

In an ideal world, the leader of the free world would also be the de facto leader of antifa

Once you have enough to nuke everyone into oblivion, you don’t need any more. Once you’ve mastered the technology, you don’t need to keep testing.

Sharting on left. Suffering through it on right.

“Let them eat fudge rounds.” -DJT

Translation: Taking bribes is okay as long as it is under the guise of a business transaction.

Karoline Leavitt officially announced the "Launch of a large-scale investigation to find the people behind 'No Kings.'"

I've saved her some time.

14 more dead who weren’t enemy combatants, who never got a chance to prove their innocence or be proven guilty in a court of law. Assuming they are indeed criminals, are the crimes punishable by death under international law? Or even US law assuming we have any jurisdiction?

Are we the terrorists?

Reads like an admission of guilt, and he’s simply trying to escape the consequences of being guilty

An AI written encyclopedia? No thanks. I don’t want to live in that hallucination.

Perfect

Are you a Sucker or a Loser in the Trump continuum?

A president who raises taxes on US businesses because a foreign government quotes a former US president is beyond f-messed up.