Nicole Tersigni

“he is so active. so alert. we have to check his pulse every three minutes to make sure he is still alive. his balls are perfect rectangles.”

it’s not a war it’s an ✨ explosive✨ multi sensory immersive encounter

writing tip: if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing. sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

where are the winchester brothers when you need them

okay but do we even know how to get rid of a ghoul

Painting of a woman sitting and thinking with my caption “The horrors persist but so does sitting and thinking about the 1987 cinematic masterpiece Moonstruck.”

Olympia Dukakis in moonstruck saying “what you don’t know about women is a lot”

happy international women’s day to the 1987 cinematic masterpiece moonstruck

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

✨Use A.I. to write a thoughtful note to your wife✨

okay great

✨A.I. can also pick out a nice gift for her✨

awesome

✨And it can even fuck her for you too✨

hang on

✨Too late. Now your kids call AI dad. You’re welcome.✨

I don’t know what claude is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.

lol! Miss you, friend! 🥰

the rock hard slug we’ve been waiting for

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

lmao

for now

excuse me I’m a 39 year old child and I don’t think I’m allowed to read this

I simply do not know what to think about this war in the middle east until I hear what tim pool has to say about it. I also do not know how to wipe my butt so I’ve been pooping directly into my pants and hoping no one notices.

donald trump: gas prices are very low. the lowest they’ve ever been probably. everyone says, sir, thank you for the cheap gas.

also donald trump: and that is why I am single handedly raising gas prices everywhere.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

how different would our political landscape be if stephen miller was still stuck in a locker somewhere

I can’t tell the difference between a circle and a square. put me on every news station.

oh so you think school lunches should be free for students, but you don’t think wolves should be set loose in schools so they can eat for free? interesting!!!

got mine! and by mine I mean mine for one single wear until my teenager notices and claims it as hers.

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

the real circle of life

I hope a puppy eats her

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