Nicole Tersigni

That time person of the year cover with “the architects of AI” but they all have poop emojis over their faces

could AI do this

when i'm not posting on bluesky i'm actually just sitting alone in a completely white windowless room until it is time to post on bluesky again. i do not have any thoughts other than the ones expressed here

[offscreen pulling every lever I can find]

I am the type of organized that keeps track of all the christmas presents I’ve bought, but I do it in an email draft I keep open on my desk top.

the spotted toy elephant kills me

[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war

my AI grandma gave me a trump coin for christmas, how do I unplug her?

elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence

!!!!

I say this as someone whose entire job is finding the narrow use cases in which AI is actually useful:

All the fear about AI, all the reluctance to adopt it, is entirely legitimate, and a product of the fact that it's been foisted on the public with no consideration of its negative externalities.

This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.

just thought about the AI dead grandma running ads and threw up so hard I’m now inside out

UPDATE: my AI-generated grandma watched too many youtube videos and now she's a flat earther

being a billionaire is just making your dumbest shower thoughts reality (“what if podcast…….but even worse?”) between sessions of hunting poor people for sport

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

The trials in 2030: "The disease commonly known as Silent Mouthdeath that killed 14 million Americans in the winter of 2026 is being taxonomically reclassified as Poliovid.

Secretary Kennedy was first made aware of Poliovid at the ribbon cutting ceremony for Arby's Beef Tallow Onion Rings in 2025."

I know this man has at least 17 nannies for his kid and this is not a real scenario but I do believe he is very dumb.

the answer, you enormous dork loser, is because he’s a CHILD. hope this helps!!! that will be one million dollars.

god imagine having to ask your computer why your kid keeps doing something silly and laughing about it

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

yes I am very very smart, give me billions of government dollars, also what is a baby

It really is the purest encapsulation of this movement in terms of both its leaders and adherents: an old angry guy who can’t do pull ups making everyone watch him try to do pull ups

a young girl wearing a blue hat and making a sad face . ALT: a young girl wearing a blue hat and making a sad face .

“something he wanted for a very very long time, even before we knew each other”

if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer

maybe platforming the most idiotic racist misogynistic turds among us was not a good idea? waiting for more data.

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE!!!! I need to lie down

why are we entertaining this???? why is he saying this on television instead of to a wall in his mother’s basement????????

a DECEMBER post about the edmund fitzgerald? inspiring.

and i heard him exclaim
as he drove out of sight
"does anyone know where the love of god goes
when the waves turn the minutes to hours"