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Nicole Tersigni

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Writer of Men to Avoid in Art and Life, and other books in the Art and Life series. Not a genius. nicoletersigni.com

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I simply do not think we are ready for this technology

02.03.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

donald trump: pete headsled is good at his job

reporter: what is his job exactly?

donald trump: I want to say…something about war. or is it pronounced whar? but mostly he’s very good at showing me how to turn on the tv in the big airplane.

02.03.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

01.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9906    πŸ” 2077    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 59

I’m making your statue as we speak (it’s not going well, I do not know how to make statues)

01.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why would you put this million dollar idea on the internet for free

01.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

01.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4455    πŸ” 713    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 39

they didn’t really cover this in minority report

01.03.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13756    πŸ” 3332    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 70
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Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Colin Powell all smiling down at Mar-A-Lago

28.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Tim Robinson β€œyou sure about that?”

Tim Robinson β€œyou sure about that?”

down?

28.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

donald trump: many people say I am the best at putting my pants on wrong

stephen miller: [whispers]

donald trump: I MEAN many people say I am the best at starting wars with my pants on wrong

28.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this feels pointless but everyone has to call their congressional reps and say they oppose war with Iran and they oppose Trump illegally starting one without congressional approval β€” both

5 Calls can help you make the call:

5calls.org/issue/iran-i...

28.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1298    πŸ” 796    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 43

donald trump: yes I am doing all the terrible things kamala harris said i would do BUT I am also doing all the terrible things I said she would do AND all the terrible things I said I would do. everyone says, sir, you are the best at this. also your pants are on backwards again.

28.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 25208    πŸ” 8557    πŸ’¬ 274    πŸ“Œ 312

incredible restraint

27.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really can't emphasize enough that you are a complete freak if you care about Boy Scout genitals

27.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1827    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8

the difference between me and olympic athletes is when I’m on my period I don’t get off the couch and when they are on their periods they win gold medals. also about 45 other things.

27.02.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sarah I live with a 14 year old, this is my entire life.

26.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My Fellow Americans, We Are Richer Than Ever Before. Well, You Aren’t, but We Are β€œMy fellow Americans, our nation is backβ€”bigger, better, richer and stronger than ever before.” β€” Donald Trump during his State of the Union - - -M...

"My fellow Americans, we’re bringing money back to our country. We’re using a thing called tariffs. Here’s how it works: You have to pay more for things, and that money becomes the people’s money. (The people are my family and me.)"

25.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7

today I brushed my teeth. tomorrow my whole head could fall off.

26.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

26.02.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 12058    πŸ” 3485    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 40

β€œI respect women.”

what if we give you the opportunity to eat cold french fries with a misogynistic old man

β€œwomen’s sports should be illegal because their boobs are too distracting.”

26.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg! nightmare. 😭

26.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sweating bullets!

26.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am who I am!!!

26.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if I have to drive my car over that open pit? forget it. I’m walking home. the car belongs to jiffy lube now.

26.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trans Continental Pipeline-Donate to help queer relocation! At TCP, our mission is to help Queer and 2SLGBTQIA+ people move from unsafe environments to Colorado and provide connections and resources through our relocation program.Every Cent you donate will go ...

Here is a direct donation link. Please use it. I just did.

www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...

26.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 801    πŸ” 597    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 42

[pulling in for an oil change] hi, I have never gotten an oil change or driven a car or talked to another human being ever in my life.

26.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post.

We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts.

Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert.

Subscribe below.

25.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7054    πŸ” 1769    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 169