Nicole Tersigni

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

the real circle of life

I hope a puppy eats her

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the thing about markwayne mullin is his name is markwayne mullin. what can you say to him that is meaner than that?

Painting of a woman laying her head on a table with my caption “happy women’s history month to all who celebrate”

I can't get over how embarrassing it is to work for this administration. Feverishly checking the president's social media to verify that it's ok for you to say the sky is blue and then checking again an hour later for him to post that the sky is actually green and we're saying it very strongly

pretty good microcosm of the normie response to the admin

they keep assuming that ratcheting up the violence will make everyone give up and cower in fear, and the exact opposite is happening

a terrible recurring nightmare we are all having

donald trump: gas prices are very low. the lowest they’ve ever been probably. everyone says, sir, thank you for the cheap gas.

also donald trump: and that is why I am single handedly raising gas prices everywhere.

There are so many jaw-dropping passages in this piece it's hard to pick one to quote, but ...

a man in a red uniform with the word incoming on the bottom ALT: a man in a red uniform with the word incoming on the bottom

they better watch out

the public school system should teach you how to make prosciutto

donald trump is costing the tax payers billions of dollars. for a fraction of that we could build a giant catapult pointed at the sea and save ourselves billions of dollars. this is basic math.

Just thinking about what we could do with a billion dollars a day that doesn’t include bombing people.

[putting my shoes on the wrong feet and a pair of underwear on my head like a hat] I am very surprised to learn donald trump is in the epstein files

I believed donald trump’s campaign trail lies and I am shocked he would do any of this. also I have been trapped in my own house for seventeen days. I can’t find the door. I keep walking into walls. I’m scared.

The Paralympics start today and WE HAVE A HEIST????

me: ah, finally we have reached it, the absolute pinnacle of horrifying news. it simply cannot get worse.

the news: lol

yes hegseth is an incompetent bloodthirsty drunk, but he’s also annoying and having to hear from him even more is going to make me catatonic

omg sooooo annoying

they thought we wouldn’t see it but we did

operation

Eek!
Pete
Is a
Crusty

Fart
Under
tRump’s
Yucky butt.

someone tell him is a Very Tough Boy and maybe he’ll go away

one lesser discussed downside to war is having to see and hear peter hogsled every day

(respectfully) what are the witches working on right now if not…you know… 💀

how do you keep a straight face after calling someone megadoodoo

One thing about me is I will watch 5000 hours of news bloopers. I will turn off Oscar-award-winning director Chloe Zhao’s searing portrait of parental grief, HAMNET, to watch me some news bloopers. Neither Shakespeare nor his wife ever called someone Deedee MegaDooDoo on accident.