Constitutional amendment to launch billionaires into the sun.
we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
the emperor has no clothes but his cabinet has big dumb clown shoes
sir,,, what point do you think you are making
YOU WEAR SIZE 14 SHOES, RIGHT?
They lied about their shoe size and are now forced to wear floppy clown shoes around the president ahahahahahaha
the president is literally playing chess. he is literally picking up the pieces and shoving them up his own nose. now he is literally putting ketchup on the chess board and eating it. he will literally shit his pants later. we will literally repeat this tomorrow.
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oh you asked chatgpt? well I asked my crazy neighbor becky and she said if you ask me that again I will stab you in the eyeball with a shrimp fork.
its been genuinely so funny that the two massive “scandals” for james talarico so far is that he follows a few onlyfans girls on socials, and that he respects trans people. sounds like a normal guy to me
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if there was a bobby kennedy vaccine I would take 20 of them. even if doctors were like ma’am one is enough. I would say give me 20. I simply cannot risk it.
putting a brain full of worm turds in charge of the country’s health? brilliant. no downside. how could this possibly go wron— okay he did just kiss everyone on the mouth and now we all have super diarrhea.
today is my birthday, a perfect day to buy my books! or send me a nintendo switch 2. whichever.
everyone: we would like vaccines and safe foods and fluoride for our teeth please
rfk jr: lol. no.
everyone: well that sucks but at least we’ll always have our sugary coffee drinks to get us through
rfk jr:
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rfk...
trying to take sugary coffees from teenage girls? oh buddy.
they will eat you.
yes you know what is really good for teenage girls? dying of preventable diseases and shitting themselves inside out from raw milk.
“he is so active. so alert. we have to check his pulse every three minutes to make sure he is still alive. his balls are perfect rectangles.”
it’s not a war it’s an ✨ explosive✨ multi sensory immersive encounter
where are the winchester brothers when you need them
okay but do we even know how to get rid of a ghoul
happy international women’s day to the 1987 cinematic masterpiece moonstruck
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
I don’t know what claude is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.
