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Nicole Tersigni

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Writer of Men to Avoid in Art and Life, and other books in the Art and Life series. Not a genius. nicoletersigni.com

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how do you keep a straight face after calling someone megadoodoo

03.03.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing about me is I will watch 5000 hours of news bloopers. I will turn off Oscar-award-winning director Chloe Zhao’s searing portrait of parental grief, HAMNET, to watch me some news bloopers. Neither Shakespeare nor his wife ever called someone Deedee MegaDooDoo on accident.

03.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[speaking to a clown face painted on a cow’s butt] mr president sir you’ve never looked better

03.12.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

extra embarrassing for absolutely no reason

03.03.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so good at blocking, I’m shocked you’re still here Bob.

03.03.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

yes gas prices will go up but at least stephen miller is whispering sweet nothings in donald trump’s ear

03.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry, sir, the sun bounced off your solid gold throne room and blasted my eyeballs out of my head.

you were saying something about how things keep getting more expensive for average americans?

03.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

we interrupt your regularly scheduled screaming to bring you this important message: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

03.03.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
April from parks and rec: I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT ALL CEREAL TASTES THE SAME, AND IF YOU SPEND MORE THAN $5 ON CEREAL YOU ARE VERY STUPID.

April from parks and rec: I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT ALL CEREAL TASTES THE SAME, AND IF YOU SPEND MORE THAN $5 ON CEREAL YOU ARE VERY STUPID.

03.03.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

03.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m A MAN. I sleep in a WOOD SHED. I eat CARDBOARD. I wipe my butt with CARPET. yes I scoot across it like A DOG. if my cereal box has a colorful cartoon character on it I will LOSE IT. my wife left me for KEVIN.

03.03.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP to every man whose dick fell off when he tried to eat regular cereal. you would have loved Man Cereal.

:(

03.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

forced by my own fallible human nature to look this up and you will never guess how much Man Cereal costs. (3 boxes for $58 before tax and shipping)

03.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

look i don't wanna hear matt walsh's name unless he's been eaten by wolves and even then I honestly don't care

03.03.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

travel mug makers: do you like hot coffee

us: yes

tmm: DO YOU LIKE HOT COFFEE

us: YES

tmm: DO YOU WANT TO BURN YOUR TASTE BUDS OFF

us: wait what

tmm: WE’LL KEEP YOUR COFFEE BOILING HOT FOR 72 HOURS

us: can you just keep it warm for like 20 mins?

tmm: oh we don’t have the technology for that

03.03.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

reduced to driving with a regular open mug of coffee sloshing around like the risk taker I am not

03.03.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know there’s a lot going on, but let me know when we are ready to talk about travel mug technology and how it has gone way too far. I do not need my coffee to be boiling lava hot for 72 hours. maybe I’m some kind of witch, but I can drink it much faster than that.

03.03.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I simply do not think we are ready for this technology

02.03.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

donald trump: pete headsled is good at his job

reporter: what is his job exactly?

donald trump: I want to say…something about war. or is it pronounced whar? but mostly he’s very good at showing me how to turn on the tv in the big airplane.

02.03.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

01.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10015    πŸ” 2107    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 59

I’m making your statue as we speak (it’s not going well, I do not know how to make statues)

01.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why would you put this million dollar idea on the internet for free

01.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

01.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4522    πŸ” 726    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 40

they didn’t really cover this in minority report

01.03.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13776    πŸ” 3338    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 70
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Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Colin Powell all smiling down at Mar-A-Lago

28.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Tim Robinson β€œyou sure about that?”

Tim Robinson β€œyou sure about that?”

down?

28.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

donald trump: many people say I am the best at putting my pants on wrong

stephen miller: [whispers]

donald trump: I MEAN many people say I am the best at starting wars with my pants on wrong

28.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this feels pointless but everyone has to call their congressional reps and say they oppose war with Iran and they oppose Trump illegally starting one without congressional approval β€” both

5 Calls can help you make the call:

5calls.org/issue/iran-i...

28.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1309    πŸ” 801    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 43