Nicole Tersigni

I simply do not think we are ready for this technology

donald trump: pete headsled is good at his job

reporter: what is his job exactly?

donald trump: I want to say…something about war. or is it pronounced whar? but mostly he’s very good at showing me how to turn on the tv in the big airplane.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

I’m making your statue as we speak (it’s not going well, I do not know how to make statues)

why would you put this million dollar idea on the internet for free

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

they didn’t really cover this in minority report

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Colin Powell all smiling down at Mar-A-Lago

Tim Robinson “you sure about that?”

down?

donald trump: many people say I am the best at putting my pants on wrong

stephen miller: [whispers]

donald trump: I MEAN many people say I am the best at starting wars with my pants on wrong

I know this feels pointless but everyone has to call their congressional reps and say they oppose war with Iran and they oppose Trump illegally starting one without congressional approval — both

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donald trump: yes I am doing all the terrible things kamala harris said i would do BUT I am also doing all the terrible things I said she would do AND all the terrible things I said I would do. everyone says, sir, you are the best at this. also your pants are on backwards again.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

incredible restraint

I really can't emphasize enough that you are a complete freak if you care about Boy Scout genitals

the difference between me and olympic athletes is when I’m on my period I don’t get off the couch and when they are on their periods they win gold medals. also about 45 other things.

sarah I live with a 14 year old, this is my entire life.

My Fellow Americans, We Are Richer Than Ever Before. Well, You Aren’t, but We Are “My fellow Americans, our nation is back—bigger, better, richer and stronger than ever before.” — Donald Trump during his State of the Union - - -M...

"My fellow Americans, we’re bringing money back to our country. We’re using a thing called tariffs. Here’s how it works: You have to pay more for things, and that money becomes the people’s money. (The people are my family and me.)"

today I brushed my teeth. tomorrow my whole head could fall off.

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

“I respect women.”

what if we give you the opportunity to eat cold french fries with a misogynistic old man

“women’s sports should be illegal because their boobs are too distracting.”

omg! nightmare. 😭

sweating bullets!

I am who I am!!!

if I have to drive my car over that open pit? forget it. I’m walking home. the car belongs to jiffy lube now.

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[pulling in for an oil change] hi, I have never gotten an oil change or driven a car or talked to another human being ever in my life.

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