Nicole Tersigni

Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.

lol! Miss you, friend! 🥰

the rock hard slug we’ve been waiting for

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

lmao

for now

excuse me I’m a 39 year old child and I don’t think I’m allowed to read this

I simply do not know what to think about this war in the middle east until I hear what tim pool has to say about it. I also do not know how to wipe my butt so I’ve been pooping directly into my pants and hoping no one notices.

donald trump: gas prices are very low. the lowest they’ve ever been probably. everyone says, sir, thank you for the cheap gas.

also donald trump: and that is why I am single handedly raising gas prices everywhere.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

how different would our political landscape be if stephen miller was still stuck in a locker somewhere

I can’t tell the difference between a circle and a square. put me on every news station.

oh so you think school lunches should be free for students, but you don’t think wolves should be set loose in schools so they can eat for free? interesting!!!

got mine! and by mine I mean mine for one single wear until my teenager notices and claims it as hers.

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

the real circle of life

I hope a puppy eats her

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the thing about markwayne mullin is his name is markwayne mullin. what can you say to him that is meaner than that?

Painting of a woman laying her head on a table with my caption “happy women’s history month to all who celebrate”

pretty good microcosm of the normie response to the admin

they keep assuming that ratcheting up the violence will make everyone give up and cower in fear, and the exact opposite is happening

a terrible recurring nightmare we are all having

donald trump: gas prices are very low. the lowest they’ve ever been probably. everyone says, sir, thank you for the cheap gas.

also donald trump: and that is why I am single handedly raising gas prices everywhere.

There are so many jaw-dropping passages in this piece it's hard to pick one to quote, but ...

a man in a red uniform with the word incoming on the bottom ALT: a man in a red uniform with the word incoming on the bottom

they better watch out

the public school system should teach you how to make prosciutto