Nicole Tersigni

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

my shower casserole you mean!!! you know now that I’ve said that I’m worried you’re not actually talking about a casserole

it’s all I’ve ever wanted

then you better keep the rest of these jokers in check

we did it, joe.

if you guys make an AI version of me after I die I’m going to haunt you all, probably in the shower.

me trying to piss of a flat earther

lmao

Trump gesturing on the roof, making a circle shape

Trump gesturing on the roof making a circle shape

“I have one, big, beautiful testicle. the left one. I call it donald jr. it looks like this. the right one I call eric. because it’s a weirdly shaped bummer.”

yes his brain is very good why is everyone so concerned

Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting “Boo-urns.”

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

a strategically placed banana peel has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

Inside the Rise of AI-Generated Feel-Good Posts on Social Media Viral feel-good content is all over social media, with stories of acts of kindness and humanity but some of that content is fake, generated with artificial intelligence. NBC’s Vicky Nguyen reports for...

thanks I hate it. www.today.com/video/creato...

just saw a story on the today show about a couple who have made creating fake “feel good” AI content their FULL TIME JOB. pack it in. it’s over. nuke the moon. let the tides take us.

ron swanson would not have voted for donald trump. no truly hot man would. I have seen all the evidence and I’m firm on this.

everyone is dunking on this and no one is thinking of the 87% of White Guys In Lifted Trucks population that can ONLY get boners for confederate general statues. this is big news for them.

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

MOON GHOSTS. OBVIOUSLY.

you might be having a bad day but at least donald trump has never said you were hot 🙏

“CINDY SWEETY IS HOT. TORLY SHIFT IS NOT HOT.” - the president for some reason

love this for you Bob!

variety.com/2025/tv/news... someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Wow, imagine getting literally murdered and THE magazine in your industry can't even be bothered to write your obituary themselves.

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currently no one is paying me for the service

I would be a terrible body piercer because every time someone wanted their belly button pierced I would show them my gross old piercing and say “you sure about that???” also I would probably throw up a lot

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I have been on here waaaaaay less lately! also instagram never shows me shit 🙄🙄🙄