Jesus Jugs

I want to put a muzzle on Muzzy. #rhoslc ❄️

If you thought Mama Joyce was bad on #rhoa 🍑…

AND now she’s LIVING OFF OF Bronwyn and her husband. 🤯🤯🤯

The entitlement- no, the audacity- no, the narcissism- is astounding.

#rhoslc ❄️

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She’s also just so MEAN! I’m all about a messy housewife, but it’s getting exhausting.

Archie, to the psychic, “Tell her to stop trying to kill me with her car.”

#rhoc 🍊

DOG PSYCHIC??? Is this #rhoc or is this 30 Rock? I’m dying!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

She keeps declaring she’s quitting, but never follows through. Don’t threaten me with a good time! #rhoc 🍊

I learn so much from Ms. Rachel.

Being a parent is basically just being farted on all day.

I honestly can’t believe they actually went through it with it! Especially since Alexis isn’t on the show!

True! Some days my husband comes home to the quintessential 50s housewife, but most days he comes home to a feral family lol

Yes, I currently stay home with my children.

No, I’m not the “makes sourdough bread at 5am” kind of SAHM.

I’m the “my toddler ate a chicken nugget he found under the couch from God knows when” kind of SAHM.

RESPECT JOHNNY’S PRIVACY! HE HATES ATTENTION

I’m trying really hard not to judge Emily as a mom…but…
Bruh, how do you not know your kid is the 4th grade equivalent of Jordan Catalano? 😲
#rhoc 🍊

I can’t believe Jesus Jugs and Johnny J actually went through with it! I thought their entire relationship was just to get under Shannon’s skin.

Also, this People spread must be so hard on John bc of how much he values his privacy/s. 🙄

#rhoc 🍊

I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius.

#rhoslc ❄️

“Why are you making being Greek your entire identity?”

Angie’s daughter speaks for all of reddit. 🤣🤣🤣 #rhoslc ❄️

Tamra started this all by coming after Gretchers for Bass Lake and then Gretchers came after Tamra for cheating with Eddie… this is 12 years in the making!

#rhoc

But we all know she’s a liar. She’s a republican grifter who lies. And then lies about lying.

CAN WE PLEASE LET GO OF BASS LAKE?????? #rhoc

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Why does #peacock keep throwing #wwhl right after the latest housewives episodes? It’s driving me mad!

#rhoslc #rhoc #rhom

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Oh, is Angie Greek? I would have never known! #RHOSLC

#rhoc

Exactly. Even if he’s doing the internal work, his external environment will eventually catch him.

Did you watch his thirsty self on #NextGenNYC

My mom took tylonel pm while pregnant with me, so I’m only autistic at night.

People on social media want a cookie for having a natural birth (no epidural). I had an all-natural c-section!!!

Sanctimommies are the absolute worst. 🙄

There aren’t enough makeover montages in movies, á la Miss Congeniality, nowadays. I feel a lot of our country’s problems could be solved with a simple montage…

But, just like in high school, I’m being ignored in favor of someone with a bad orange spray tan.

It’s probably just your BPD, psychopathy or narcissism 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think that was on an episode of Frasier lol

Facebook reels:
“Signs you have Austism or ADHD…”

*proceeds to list quirks common of most people*