The chili I made last night was missing something and I couldn’t figure it out. Today I realized I didn’t put any chili powder IN THE CHILI.
This is a deep dive, but I’ve been rewatching #RHOBH
Okay, the scene where Erika and Diana were discussing Kathy Hilton’s racist rant and Diana starts saying “quack, quack,” about Lisa Rinna running away from Crystal’s party…
Erika: do you mean a chicken?
#arresteddevelopment
I get it. I’m trying not to pass my eating disorder down to my daughter
The only things I’ve gleaned from this season are: Ashley and Gisele HATE Stacey (I’m lowkey obsessed with her and how much she triggers them), someone isn’t a good host, there’s a British woman now.
You watch SVU too???
RHOP has been unwatchable these past two seasons. I don’t know what’s up.
They (& their veneers) are waiting!
Awe! You deserve it!
We, as women, need to take back aging naturally bc it’s a beautiful thing. Society expects us to stay 25 forever.
OMG, the way Amanda diminishes her fiancé’s contribution to their lives has me fuming.
“Well, I’m paying for the wedding”
“I bought this house”
“I make in a week what he makes in a year”
I’m currently a SAHM and if Geoff talked about our finances like that… he’d be my ex-husband so fast.
#RHOBH
Remembering the time I ended an argument with my husband by sending him my positive pregnancy test. I owe you one, Holly!
I hate when the Starbucks barista says, “it’s going to ask you a question” like they don’t know they’re about to extort me.
I’m pretty sure my dad is like 86% of all Twizzler sales.
@blakesberry.bsky.social
Just thinking about the time, when I was a kid, my fingers got stuck in the vcr trying to pull my Fellowship of the Ring tape out.
The vcr thing really aged me, right?
Thanks!! I made them myself 😊
My phone keeps autocorrecting “hah” to “hag,” so that’s really fun when I forget to edit the text.
They’ve invoked squatter’s rights 🙄
What is the legal eviction process? #legaladvice
This documentary is triggering my eating disorder so bad. Ugh. #antm
My funeral request: carcass out
#RHOBH 💎
Honestly, it is… but they’re doing nothing about actual murders committed by ICE, so how can we expect this to be any different? These people are above reproach or accountability (they might as well be in the Epstein files 🙄).
I start with three deep breaths. In. Out. In. Out. In. Out. Then I step outside to remind myself to literally “touch grass.” Lol
Next I repeat, “feelings are not facts,” over and over.
I’m over her. She wants to be the head cheerleader so badly, but she’s a follower.
Was it Blue Eyes that picked Karen up from prison? That’s the love story I’m rooting for.
#RHOP 🥂
Her real housewives tagline would be, "I may have just been born, but I wasn't born yesterday."
#rhobh #rhop #rhoslc
My eldest cat likes to monitor everything the baby does. It’s hilarious.
Oh, no… have I parentified my cat?
I do enjoy that Amanda has united the women in their irritation of her. We haven’t had that since Annemarie (had to google her bc I thought her name was Annalise) the non-anesthesiologist. #RHOBH 💎
And none of asked for this. In fact, we begged for less Mau.
She’s just texting him memes!!!
#RHOBH 💎
Mention his name three times and he appears, like a hornier version of Beetlejuice. #RHOBH
Have you noticed how they eat? Eating disorders are just par for the course in LA.
I’ve struggled with one and it never truly goes away.
