Memoirs of a bottom

Right away daddy. Anything for daddy

Lol you rolling up sleeves like we’re about to a big bowl of spaghetti lol woof

Lmfaoooo not Whoopi Goldberg catching a stray too omg

This comment has to be satire.

Honestly idk why I never thought Australia had parsley lol

Leftovers? Girl eat it. I know I would

One of you monkeys is gonna lose his job. Thanks to your own decisions lmao. And then your entire family is gonna know why at the same time. The locks have been changed. You’re not allowed back in my house.

The amount of meals I’ve cooked for my bum ass soon to be fired bf, and I’ve never gotten more than fuckin 21 seconds of dick from him. I’m jealous of this bottom ugh

Girl didn’t he die lol why you posting this man

Sexy MF with a Monster Cock

Gorgeous 😍

Ruin my life daddy

I can smell the canned chicken and low sodium seasoned salt from here

Very LONGGGG way to go 💀

Okay school shooter. Maybe you can try sears

My favorite past time

So fuckin sexy

Exactly. Baldyonce and her disgusting pedo drug dealer bald rapist husband both need to be executed immediately

Use it as a mask. For obvious reasons

FRIENDSHIP

I thought it was j lube lmaoooo

How yall be 38 but have acne? Tf

Breaking news. White generic receding gay liked by other white generic gay

Woof

Me next 😜

Okay but don’t make me wash dishes or fold laundry. Bc absolutely fucking not lmaooo

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Happiness is found in pizza. Not bewbs sorry to tell ya 💖

Same. Except I’m dressed lmao