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New podcast out now! We are joined by @michaelswaim.bsky.social & @abeepp.bsky.social to help us review an episode that starts with Sea Captain looking for treasure & ends with Bart & Lisa exposing secrets of a sinister STEM school!
Links in bio or search The Simpsons Index on the good podcast apps.

JHCF 102: Abe Epperson | Jeff May Get more from Jeff May on Patreon

Me and @abeepp.bsky.social doing a pod together??? That's like that time George and Elaine hung out alone! This one is REALLY fun, so listen up, you precious freaks!
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Honored to host @thatbilloakley.com on the latest SIMPSONS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING!

WHAT YOU KNOW

He wrote steamed hams and many other eps!
Also EP for years!
Creator of Mission Hill!

WHAT YOU DON'T

Bizarre burgers!
Unique regional foods!
Hey remember The Mullets?

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SMALL BEANS TALK OVER MOVIES STARTS IN 20 MINUTES

Stephen King Played ‘Mambo No. 5’ So Much His Wife ‘Threatened to Divorce’ Him: ‘One More Time, and I’m Going to F—ing Leave You’ Stephen King loves Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5."

Stephen King is America
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is bae a thing? I just thought everyone was misspelling my name.

Movie Night on Monday!!! | Small Beans Get more from Small Beans on Patreon

Oh dag we brought back movie night. better get your movie clothes on. www.patreon.com/posts/movie-...

Also I am clearly John Goodman. Any comment otherwise will be blocked/banned.

It's true. Few actors have reached 0.2 APMs. I don't know if anyone will reach the heights of Rodney Dangerfield (0.17) and Winona Ryder (0.17). It might be one of those impossible records like Wilt's 100.

nevermind

maybe the most historic run

Every actor has a pace. Neeson is best at 0.2 seconds of acting per cut, not because we don't want see his holistic performance but rather he's actually made of 2-3 athletic men.

8 set ups, 11 cuts, 1 min

I've got a lot of questions about how Small Beans was formed. I figured I'd show some early footage.

we talking about the thing over here? hell yeah

this is a "raw and wriggling" joke right

Had a great conversation with @abeepp.bsky.social about movies!
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been calling people "sacks" for two days now and am happy to report that I called my therapist to tell them that I will no longer be needing their services

I can attest that this is Michael Swaim's love language. He is doing mouth love here.

if god were to ask me what's your best sunday, I'd probably say dunks and feel pretty good about it.

look, televised halftimes don't have to be what they are. we could come together and make them just wall to wall dunks

i simply do not know what a foul is (nba basketball)

seems like a good time to tell you that for no reason when i was a kid i thought it was Oral Redenbacher

it's still wild to me that the teleport buffers can even store Picard's dick

Dessert A dessert was any one of numerous forms of edible confections usually following a dinner or a supper. These confections could also follow a lunch. Desserts usually contained sucrose, or other forms of...

I think there's a page that needs an update
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wait are you saying he sucked his own dick?

The Small Beans entry in the Apple Podcasting app. We've got 4.9 stars with 1k reviews. Description is "Small Beans Podcasting is a place for beans of every sort to come bean it up. Free your soul, eh? Be a frijole."

BIG THANK YOU to the Kings Among Beans who helped Small Beans finally crack 1k reviews on the apple podcasting app. Rumor has it this is or was a delineation point that will get us served more, but algos change constantly so it could mean nothing! This diminishes the size of the THANKS not a whit.

what a time 🔆🪐💀

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also probably the best short sequence in my cinematography reel. AFFINITY OF HUE BABY.
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I edited these but he did VFX for all of it. I knew Cody was hilarious when I saw the game helpin squad where the plants give up. I think that was like the first thing i saw before we met.