abe

did you know that the office is based on a smaller better show from the uk?

we haven't as we tried to stay away from collectively agreed good directors for that show, but we're doing more FR together now, so it's something we can definitely cover!

love when writing, blocking, direction, acting, editing, and lighting come together. could talk about how right-left and shot size makes a difference for days
- Rocky (1976)

Sheev Palpatine will somehow return in Avengers: Doomsday

I was really impressed by Dead Man. I think it's his best film yet.

Logan Trent, persistent hater.

It's a water emergency, Michael.

wait is LA tap water bad? I drink like 3 L of it a day but I figure I'm full of plastic anyway.

and then I saw a medium sized hole and was confused. And then I heard the Lord running up behind me: "Here comes the pile driver"

then I said, "that's sick as hell"

Sometimes there were one set of footprints, other times there was a set of footprints and a set of hand prints. So I asked the lord, "why when I needed you most, was there footprints and hand prints?" The lord replied: "Son, that is when I wheelbarrowed you."

New podcast out now! We are joined by @michaelswaim.bsky.social & @abeepp.bsky.social to help us review an episode that starts with Sea Captain looking for treasure & ends with Bart & Lisa exposing secrets of a sinister STEM school!
Links in bio or search The Simpsons Index on the good podcast apps.

JHCF 102: Abe Epperson | Jeff May Get more from Jeff May on Patreon

Me and @abeepp.bsky.social doing a pod together??? That's like that time George and Elaine hung out alone! This one is REALLY fun, so listen up, you precious freaks!
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YouTube video by Cracked How One Simpsons Joke Made Bill Oakley Famous 30 years Later | Simpsons Taught Me Everything

Honored to host @thatbilloakley.com on the latest SIMPSONS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING!

WHAT YOU KNOW

He wrote steamed hams and many other eps!
Also EP for years!
Creator of Mission Hill!

WHAT YOU DON'T

Bizarre burgers!
Unique regional foods!
Hey remember The Mullets?

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SMALL BEANS TALK OVER MOVIES STARTS IN 20 MINUTES

Stephen King Played ‘Mambo No. 5’ So Much His Wife ‘Threatened to Divorce’ Him: ‘One More Time, and I’m Going to F—ing Leave You’ Stephen King loves Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5."

Stephen King is America
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is bae a thing? I just thought everyone was misspelling my name.

Movie Night on Monday!!! | Small Beans Get more from Small Beans on Patreon

Oh dag we brought back movie night. better get your movie clothes on. www.patreon.com/posts/movie-...

Also I am clearly John Goodman. Any comment otherwise will be blocked/banned.

It's true. Few actors have reached 0.2 APMs. I don't know if anyone will reach the heights of Rodney Dangerfield (0.17) and Winona Ryder (0.17). It might be one of those impossible records like Wilt's 100.

nevermind

maybe the most historic run

Every actor has a pace. Neeson is best at 0.2 seconds of acting per cut, not because we don't want see his holistic performance but rather he's actually made of 2-3 athletic men.

8 set ups, 11 cuts, 1 min

I've got a lot of questions about how Small Beans was formed. I figured I'd show some early footage.

we talking about the thing over here? hell yeah

this is a "raw and wriggling" joke right

Had a great conversation with @abeepp.bsky.social about movies!
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been calling people "sacks" for two days now and am happy to report that I called my therapist to tell them that I will no longer be needing their services

I can attest that this is Michael Swaim's love language. He is doing mouth love here.